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Super Sunday #1071223
06/18/16 10:48 PM
06/18/16 10:48 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Calera, Oklahoma
The imprint of the father, remains forever on the life of the child. – Roy Lessin.

Sometimes I think my papa is an accordion. When he looks at me and smiles and breathes, I hear the notes. – Markus Zusak.

A father’s tears and fears are unseen, his love is unexpressed, but his care and protection remains as a pillar of strength throughout our lives. – Ama H. Vanniarachchy.

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A salesman talked my dad into buying 10,000 personalized pens for his business with the promise that 
he would be eligible to win a 32-foot yacht. A born gambler, my uncle agreed.

Well, he won, and a few weeks after the pens arrived, his prize showed up: a 12-inch plastic yacht with 
32 plastic feet glued to the bottom.

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One day I noticed my dad standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” I said.

“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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The black lacquer stand 
holding his prized samurai swords was dusty, so my husband left our cleaning lady a note, reading, “Check out my swords.” That evening, he found the stand just as dirty as 
before but with this appended to 
his note: “Nice swords.”

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I’ve been working on my PhD 
in engineering for the past five years, but my kids don’t necessarily see that as work.
As we were driving past Walmart one day, my son spotted a Now Hiring sign and suggested that I could get 
a job there.

Hoping to make a point, I asked, “Do you think they’re looking for an engineer?”

“Oh, sure,” he said. “They’ll hire anybody.”

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Scene: A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do 
Web design.

Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?

Me: Oh, very easy.

Friend: He doesn’t mean to make 
a Facebook profile. He means to 
remake all of Facebook.

Me: Oh. Very hard.

Father: Oh, OK.

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The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word, 
I have to put a dollar in the jar, and 
at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad.

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“Has your son decided what 
he wants to be when he grows up?” 
I asked my friend.

“He wants to be a garbageman,” 
he replied.

“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”

“Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.”

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My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.”

I looked at my daughter and said, “What are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.”
My wife hasn’t asked me to do anything since.

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None of my grandsons share my corny sense of humor. When the family is eating lasagna, I say, “Lean over your plate, boys. You’ll get 
less-on-ya.” I say to the ten-year-old, “Don’t yell through the screen; you’ll strain your voice.” And when I took another grandson to the zoo, I asked, “Do you know why that snake’s not pressed against the glass? He doesn’t want to be a windshield viper.”

They’ll probably laugh later.



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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. father


I wish I had children.........................that lived a bit closer to me. yes


Closer than 2000 miles away. slapforehead


Then I could see my grandchildren more often. bravo


No wait. I don't have any grandchildren.


My boys have to be bribed into giving me grandkids. rolleyes


They're waiting on their inheritance.


I'm leaving all my money to my grandchildren. haha


Have a happy day everyone.



joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 06/18/16 11:19 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071226
06/18/16 10:58 PM
06/18/16 10:58 PM
Joined: Dec 1999
Posts: 69,973
MaG Offline
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father Joe and to all the Daddys out there.

Enjoy the day everyone!

Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071228
06/18/16 11:20 PM
06/18/16 11:20 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,238
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Happy father's day Joe and any other father's out there! I love you inheritance plan!

MaG, hearts

I'm heading to Chicago to see my son for a little while, ride my bike along the lakefront and go to the Pride Fest. Full day!

Have a wonderful day all!

Ana wave

Last edited by BrownEyedTigre; 06/18/16 11:21 PM.

Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071231
06/19/16 12:33 AM
06/19/16 12:33 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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father Joe and all other fathers!

Have a great day MaG.

Sounds like a terrific day, Ana! Have fun. thumbsup

It's late Saturday night here. Tomorrow, singing practice takes priority. Then maybe some more gaming. smile

Have a terrific Sunday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071243
06/19/16 05:19 AM
06/19/16 05:19 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,096
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning everyone. Happy fathers day! Coffee and tea are ready to celebrate with some yummy pastry! Have a wonderful day! father spring


Gerry
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071249
06/19/16 07:15 AM
06/19/16 07:15 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,014
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Sunday. father Joe, and all our other fathers. Breakfast out and a Sam's trip today. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071250
06/19/16 07:25 AM
06/19/16 07:25 AM
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 11,823
Isle of Man
Lex Offline
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Isle of Man
Happy Dadsunday! (No Toyodas today) wink


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Super Sunday [Re: Lex] #1071251
06/19/16 07:36 AM
06/19/16 07:36 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Graduate Boomer
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Thanks for the laughs Joe. thumbsup


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071253
06/19/16 07:48 AM
06/19/16 07:48 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, you're so funny. Sorry your kids live so far away.

Wishing all the Father's and Grandfathers a super wonderful day! father


Gail
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071271
06/19/16 10:19 AM
06/19/16 10:19 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Alabama
Super Sunday and Happy Father's Day to all the Great Boomer Dads! father

Soot and Son and the Boys are going to a ball game today. I'm going to cuddle with the Keoki lab But first I'm going to vacuum.

Have a great day ya'll puppy


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071274
06/19/16 11:11 AM
06/19/16 11:11 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
father Joe and all you dads out there! May you all have a wonderful lovely day!

Thanks for the chuckles Joe and have a lovely day!

MaG wave Have a lovely day!

Ana have fun! My nephew and his partner just left there, they been there all week vacationing! Have a lovely day!

venus happy singing!! Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the tea and have a lovely day! Oh and the pastry too!

Connie enjoy breakfast out and shopping! Have a lovely day!

Lex father Have a lovely day!

Space hope you are enjoying the weekend! Have a lovely day! father

Gail may you have a lovely day!

L4l hope you are able to rest up while they are at the game! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071276
06/19/16 11:52 AM
06/19/16 11:52 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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San Diego, CA
Happy Father's Day to all you Dad's and to the women who made you a dad. Have a wonderful day! father


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071278
06/19/16 12:10 PM
06/19/16 12:10 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,574
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,574
Alabama
father
Happy Father's Day to all you Dads wave2


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Super Sunday [Re: soot] #1071281
06/19/16 12:32 PM
06/19/16 12:32 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
father to all the Boomer dads.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071313
06/19/16 09:25 PM
06/19/16 09:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Time for bed. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Super Sunday [Re: looney4labs] #1071316
06/19/16 09:48 PM
06/19/16 09:48 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Graduate Boomer
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
Good night Boomers. sleep


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Super Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1071326
06/20/16 12:29 AM
06/20/16 12:29 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Posts: 8,379
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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