Caveat Emptor
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06/20/16 07:27 PM
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 52,983
Upstate NY
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The following ads are for common objects. What does each describe?
-1. Scientists think our universe may have started with a single burst of light and energy! Now with miniature combustibles, you can stand witness to the beginning of time! Easy to use, no goggles required. Pack of 20 just $7.59 plus $12.95 S&H.
-2. It's like having U.S history in your pocket! Miniature portraits of America's best-loved presidents, Washington sites, and much more. Richly detailed metal engravings. Set of four, just $15.50 plus $12.95 S&H.
-3. Defy gravity as you command water - or any liquid - to flow upwards! Could you be tampering with the secrets of the earth? Your friends will be amazed. Just $4.99 plus $12.95 S&H.
-4. They said we couldn't do it, but we are! For a limited time, our leading Hollywood prop house is dividing up and selling - yes, selling - parcels of this famous movie setting. You've seen it featured in Lawrence of Arabia, Beach Blanket Bingo, and Ishtar! Our warehouse must be cleared! Own a piece of movie history - a great conversation starter. Only $15.49 plus $12.95 S&H.
-5. Thousands of reproductions of this world-famous pocket size wire sculpture have already been sold. Is it the graceful, curving lines? Or the much-heralded viselike grip it has become known for? You decide! Order now before they're all gone! Only $6.50 plus $12.95 S&H.
-6. Make your own jungle gym! This sturdy, all-weather structure for the yard provides hundreds of years of enjoyment! Just add water - then stand back! Has natural oak finish. Just $8.99 plus $12.95 S&H.
-7. Today's multimillion-dollar computers need special programs to generate random numbers. But this geometrically designed item ingeniously bypasses computer technology to provide random numbers quickly and easily! Exciting? You bet! Batteries not required. Only $14.95 plus $12.95 S&H.
-8. Miniature, sparkling white crystals harvested in exotic Hawaii make the perfect specimens for studying the wonders of science! Each educationally decorated packet contains hundreds of refined crystals. Completely safe and non-toxic. Only $9.99 plus $12.95 S&H.
The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.
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