The last one is in French.Bonne chance.
1.Limericks I cannot compose
With noxious smells in my nose;
But this one was easy
I only felt queasy
Because I was sniffing my t---
-2.Amazingly, antelope stew
Is supposedly better for you
Than a goulash of rat
Or Hungarian cat;
But I guess that you probably g--.
-3.A young gourmet dining at Crewe
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be w------ one, too."
4.There was a young man from Dealing
Who caught the bus for Ealing.
It said on the door
“Don't spit on the floor”
So he jumped up and spat on the c------.
-5.One Saturday morning at three
A cheesemonger's shop in Paree
Collapsed to the ground
With a thunderous sound
Leaving only a pile of de b---.
6.An elderly man called Keith
Mislaid his set of false teeth -
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten b-----h.
7.There was a young lady named Harris
Whom nothing could ever embarrass
'Til the salts that she shook
In the bath that she took
Turned out to be P------ of P----.
8.A he-melon suffering droop
Spied a she-melon round as a hoop;
And he beamed as he said,
"Come away, let's be wed."
But she sighed and she said, "C--------e."
-9.I need a front door for my hall;
The replacement I bought was too tall.
So I hacked it and chopped it
And carefully lopped it;
And now the dumb thing is too s----.
-10.Samedi soir au restaurant au centre ville
Nous sommes allés tous ensemble, toute la famille!
Le centième anniversaire
De ma très vieille grand-mère
On a fêté jusqu’à tard, jusqu’à m-----!
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