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Sip and Surf Sunday #1075309
07/23/16 09:56 PM
07/23/16 09:56 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Calera, Oklahoma
Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.
HENRY FORD

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You’ve probably seen some of these classic dumb, stupid and funny warning labels and product instructions before. Some are painfully obvious, some don’t quite master the English language, and others are unintended double meanings… Most are pretty darn funny. So, in case you missed any, here is a collection of the stupidest and funniest warning labels, most verified as authentic.

Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels


Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert box

Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine

Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Nytol

Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife

For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s peanuts

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw

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Humorous, silly, stupid and weird classified ads from newspapers and magazines


Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

And now, the Superstore–unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

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Here are some funny newspaper headlines:

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

House passes gas tax onto senate

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

William Kelly was fed secretary

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

Farmer bill dies in house

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Welcome to the sweetest little Sip and Surf Sunday Diner everyboomie. welcome


Sugar....Ah Honey Honey....You are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you. grin


Is that sweet enough for you? hamster


Personally I'm trying real hard to cut down on sugar. razz


It's a struggle. blush


A..sweet struggle. snicker


It's making me a sourpuss though. taz


Hopefully though I'll be a healthy-er sourpuss. wink


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075319
07/23/16 11:08 PM
07/23/16 11:08 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Graduate Boomer
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Enjoy your Sunday Boomers. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075327
07/23/16 11:58 PM
07/23/16 11:58 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ and all. Bad storms here and power outages surrounding us but thankfully I am still with power.

Have a happy day all!!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075333
07/24/16 12:51 AM
07/24/16 12:51 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a terrific Sunday Joe, Space Quest, Ana and all who follow. wave

It's late Saturday night for me, and I'm off to sleep. More practicing and gaming await me tomorrow. grin

Have a great Sunday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075345
07/24/16 04:21 AM
07/24/16 04:21 AM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Greece
Good morning everyone. wavegirl
Have all a relaxing Sunday. happydance summer


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075348
07/24/16 05:19 AM
07/24/16 05:19 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Sonic Boomer
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Marlborough USA
summer Good morning Joe, Ana, Space, venus, Haroula and all. Another hot day in the upper 90s today. It's the last day of the Tour de France. They ride thru the streets of Paris to end the race. It looks like Chris Froome will win! Coffee, tea along with iced tea are ready. Enjoy the day! summer


Gerry
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075351
07/24/16 06:41 AM
07/24/16 06:41 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Sunday. Breakfast out, getting the oil changed, and some shopping. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: connie] #1075355
07/24/16 08:31 AM
07/24/16 08:31 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Stay cool Boomers. It is going to be another 90 degree day here today. eek


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075358
07/24/16 09:03 AM
07/24/16 09:03 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers lab

Wishing everyone a super good and peaceful day! Off to church. Very hot day here today. summer


Gail
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: GBC] #1075367
07/24/16 10:22 AM
07/24/16 10:22 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Calera, Oklahoma
Good morning Boomer buddies. wave2

It's 'lets be extremely lazy today' day. wink

It's 83 degrees, but it's very still. There's not much breeze, and it feels like 93 degrees. eek

I had 3 cups of coffee, and then I took the girls for a walk around the block. I really didn't want to drive up to the park. razz

It's a bit of a challenge when you have both dogs on a leash, but if I don't give them too much leash they don't run circles around me and tie me up. lab

I'll spend most of my day playing Paradise, which I loaded up last night, and was very happy to see that it works. bravo

Have a super Sunday everyone.

joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 07/24/16 10:25 AM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075370
07/24/16 10:34 AM
07/24/16 10:34 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Joe stay cool and chill today! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Space enjoy the second half of the weekend and stay cool. Have a lovely day!

Ana glad you were safe during the storms. We had 90's last week and yesterday started out at 75 and before I knew it was 65! lol duh A storm headed in and the wind came off the lake and we didn't see a drop. It disappeared before it got to the ground. Today has started at 61!!! Have a lovely day!

venus happy singing and gaming! Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the ice tea and have a lovely day!

Connie enjoy breakfast and shopping! Have a lovely day!

Gail enjoy church and have a lovley day!

wave
Nan

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: auntiegram] #1075374
07/24/16 10:49 AM
07/24/16 10:49 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a great day Nan. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075375
07/24/16 10:56 AM
07/24/16 10:56 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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Nan, I thought we were going to get blown away or swept away in water on the road trying to get home from a night out with friends. It was insane! Glad you guys are ok!

Off to starved rock for a hike. I need some nature time.

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1075386
07/24/16 12:02 PM
07/24/16 12:02 PM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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Southern California
wave2 Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Sounds like your retirement is off to a wonderful beginning! Happy Sip and Surf Sunday!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Should be slightly cooler today. Got up to 111 yesterday! eek

Hubby's sister is in town so we will have a family day today! hearts

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075394
07/24/16 01:31 PM
07/24/16 01:31 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Whoops, thought I'd said Hi, but must not have.....Have a great day ya'll wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: Darlene] #1075398
07/24/16 02:37 PM
07/24/16 02:37 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Darlene,

111 that is scary hot. rolleyes


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1075405
07/24/16 05:43 PM
07/24/16 05:43 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Yes it is. Feels like 107 here right now. Thank you, Lord, for AC.

We went to see the new Star Trek movie. We enjoyed it...theater was packed...I have some questions but I think that has to do with my hearing more than anything else. wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: looney4labs] #1075416
07/24/16 07:08 PM
07/24/16 07:08 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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That is hot looney. I would be lost without AC too.


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