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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.

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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

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I child-proofed my home... but they're still getting in!

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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.

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I'm a man of few words, BUT I use 'em often!!

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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.