Please write out the entire limericks for the fun of reading them.

-1. There once was a man from DABREUM
Who ate far too much well-aged AUGDO
He ate it on REBDA,
Or as a cheese PARSED,
Or as a strange homage to DAHUBD.

-2. A hurricane by the name DOLFY
Left millions of people ENDANYO
It blew up the TACOS
Doing its very STUTOM
To leave all that it touched, DYSODERET.

-3. King Midas was not one to ANTIRO
His gold. He had all in his INTONA.
His most heinous MERIC,
For which he did EMIT,
Was guild by CONSOATISIA.

-4. Now I'm old. All my songs have been SNUG,
Worse yet, all my springs have been GRUNPS.
Could I go around ETWIC,
I would heed the CADIVE
Of all realtors, "Get lots while you're ONGUY."

-5. Out dining, a young GRILLATOA,
When asked if he’d have coffee ALTER,
Just shook his large ADHE
And pleasantly DAIS,
"I was planning on having the TEWIRA."

-6. A Boston life saver called OVERHO
While doing the Heimlich VARNUMEE
Some food did GLISODED
With such force ... his death EDGOD
Choked a fellow who yawned in UNCOVARVE!

-7. A mechanic who DORMUSDONETIS
Used his dipstick to prop up the DOHO.
He fixed up an old CWERK
Then he did an oil ECCHK
Now his head hurts far more than it HOLDUS!

-8. A jokester had only just TREADST
His mule, when it broke loose and ADDRET
Away out of THIGS -
(The rope wasn't GITHT).
A mule from his funny's soon ADERPT!

-9. A philosopher, finding a TESON
Posed the question: How far was it WRONTH?
Though he couldn't EDIDEC
He deduced it DIMPELI
He existed, and wasn't EANOL!

1. Bermuda, Gouda, Bread, Spread, Buddha

There once was a man from Bermuda
Who ate far too much well-aged gouda
He ate it on bread,
Or as a cheese spread,
Or as a strange homage to Buddha.

5. alligator, later, head, said, waiter

Out dining, a young alligator,
When asked if he’d have coffee later,
Just shook his large head
And pleasantly said,
"I was planning on having the waiter."

6. Hoover, maneuver, dislodge, dodge, Vancouver

A Boston life saver called Hoover
While doing the Heimlich maneuver
Some food did dislodge
With such force ... his death dodge
Choked a fellow who yawned in Vancouver!

2. Floyd, annoyed, coast, utmost, destroyed

A hurricane by the name Floyd
Left millions of people annoyed
It blew up the coast
Doing its very utmost
To leave all that it touched, destroyed.

That was great Sue. Merci.

Here is one for you:

There once was a girl named Sue
Who could only count to two
She'd sit and try
To count real high
But it was too hard to do.

3. King Midas was not one to RATION
His gold. He had all in his NATION.
His most heinous CRIME,
For which he did TIME,
Was guild by ASSOCIATION.

Remi seems to have set a precedent, so...

There was a young lady, Pandora,
who had a magnificent aura.
So hot did she glow
when out in the snow,
it made all of the snowmen abhor her!

(I think that at 7 the mechanic who may be lacking E)

4. Now I'm old. All my songs have been SUNG,
Worse yet, all my springs have been SPRUNG.
Could I go around TWICE,
I would heed the ADVICE
Of all realtors, "Get lots while you're YOUNG."

9 - A philosopher finding a stone
Posed the question: How far was it thrown
Though he couldn't decide
He deduced it implied
He existed, and wasn't alone

Excellent solves! And very clever works of your own, Remi and Lex!

Remi, your third line needs a bit of fixing.

Lex, thanks for the assist.

7. A mechanic who MISUNDERSTOOD
Used his dipstick to prop up the HOOD.
He fixed up an old WRECK
Then he did an oil CHECK
Now his head hurts far more than it SHOULD!

8. started, darted, sight, tight, parted

A jokester had only just started
His mule, when it broke loose and darted
Away out of sight -
(The rope wasn't tight).
A mule from his funny's soon parted

All perfect!