I don't know why people are sending me this stuff:
*Getting older has some fun moments:*
>> > *My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go .*
>> > *Ate salad for dinner … Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, >> > round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese ... FINE, it was a >> > pizza ... I ate a pizza …*
>> > *How to prepare Tofu:**1. Throw it in the trash.* >> > *2. Grill some Meat.*
>> > *I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...*
>> > *I don't mean to brag but … I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and >> > 20 minutes ...*
>> > *A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer >> > than men who mention it ...*
>> > *Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to >> > walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel ...*
>> > *Senility has been a smooth transition for me ...*
>> > *Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they >> > closed school? Me neither.*
>> > *I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … >> > I forgot where I was going with this ...*
>> > *I love being over 70 … I learn something new every day¦ and forget 5 >> > others*
>> > *A thief broke into my house last night … He started searching for money … >> > so I woke up and searched with him ...*
>> > *I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it >> > a day ...*
>> > *"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."*
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