-1.When you come to a fork in the road, t--- it.

-2.Instead of saying it gets dark early, he would say "It gets ---- early out here”.

3.It ain’t the heat, it’s the h---l--y.

-4.Take it with a g--n of salt.

-5.The towels were so t---- there I could hardly close my s-------.

-6.Baseball is 90% mental and the other h--- is p-------.

-7. Always go to other people’s f------s, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

-8.You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not h----- enough to eat six.

-9.Never answer an a-------s letter.

-10.Why buy good l------, you only use it when you travel.

-11.He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s a--------s.

-12.I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them w--- to school like I did.

-13.If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to a-----.

-14.Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the p-r--ts off the streets.

-15. I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own m----m, but I’m still alive to see mine.

1. Take

Salut Kev. Merci.

6. "..half is physical"? Good morning Curly

Bernie

7. funerals

9. anonymous

5. thick/suitcase

Thanks. Hi Bernie.

13. answer

Morning curly,

Morning Curly

8. hungry

12. walk

Good ones. Hi Gail and soot.

11 - amphibious

Thanks.

2. late

10. luggage

15. museum

Good ones.

14. parents

4 - grin

Thanks.

3. humility

Thanks michele.