The secret of happiness is: Find something more important than you are and dedicate your life to it.
DAN DENNETT
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Other Funny English Mistakes From Around the WorldFrom the cover of a notebook used by a Korean student:
My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes.
On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel:
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply:
No limit on sex.
On the box for a toy microphone called “ECHO MIKE:”
Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together!
From the instructions on a Dragonball-Z action figure.
Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.”
Written at the top of a piece of children’s stationary in Japan:
Guppies often eat their small children.
Comforting words on a piggy bank: My favorite food is you!
Name of children’s camp: Club The Kids
On a Japanese box of tissues with a picture of a puppy on the cover:
Tissues of puppy.
On another Japanese box of fine tissues:
Skin will be touched softly and gently by 100% high quality pulp.
Instructions for a puzzle toy made in Taiwan.
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
On a shampoo bottle:
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
From a Children’s Notebook in Japan:
The Bunnies are very gluttonous. Why don’t we put our favorite flags on the omelets? Good Tasty!
Babysitting ad by college students:
“Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency.”
From the instructions for a Hitachi radio.
You will know radio on by enchanting green light.
On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle:
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
On the packaging of a sir fry pan.
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
From the box of a vegetable peeler and chopper.
Peeing? Container contains!
Slashing? Use your built in chopper for good action.
On a pair of shorts.
Be a big man on campus, MAKE A STINK!
Slogan on a Japanese shopping bag
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
On the tag of a jacket:
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
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Some funny translations from restaurant menus:Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and
digestive glands of a crab.
From a menu in China.
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
Children soup.
From a menu in India.
Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
From a menu in India.
Boys style little chickens.
From a menu in Barcelona.
Pork with fresh garbage.
From a menu in Vietnam.
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
From a menu in China.
Strawberry [blip].
From a menu in Japan.
Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
From a menu in Japan.
Intestines of crab.
Describing a Dim sum plate on a menu in China.
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
Chinese restaurant.
“Sliced Children with broccoli…”
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Good morning everyboomie.
I don't know where I'm going today, but I'm driving with the top down.
Thanks for the cool smileys MaG!
I wonder what my truck would look like with a convertible top.
wondering
It would look like a red neck convertible.
I guess if I can't drive my truck with the top down, I'll drive it with my top off.
Then when I'm getting gas, someone will exclaim, "He's topping off his tank with his top off!!"
Or else they might exclaim, "Don't look Ethel! He's half naked, and all ugly!"
Have a happy day everyone.
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Good Morning Joe, Ana and everyone. I need to do some decluttering too Ana! Coffee and tea are ready. Happy Tuesday everyone. 
and I'll be a witch 
for the VFW party on the 28th. Dinner and karaoke tonight at Panda. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. 
