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TGIF #1085749
10/13/16 09:29 PM
10/13/16 09:29 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Sonic Boomer

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Calera, Oklahoma
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

OSCAR WILDE

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Humorous, silly, stupid and weird classified ads from newspapers and magazines


Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.


3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

And now, the Superstore–unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

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Here are some funny newspaper headlines:

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

House passes gas tax onto senate

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

William Kelly was fed secretary

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

Farmer bill dies in house

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


IT's FRIDAY!! yay


It other words, it's another one just like the other one. witch


October is just flying bye for me, is it you? yes


It seems only yesterday it was the 13th. shocked


Yesterday was quite busy for me. I spent the whole day inhaling and exhaling. razz


It left me quite exhausted last night.......and very light headed. crazy


I enjoyed it though, very much, and I plan on doing the same thing again today. ghost


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 10/13/16 09:37 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085756
10/13/16 10:15 PM
10/13/16 10:15 PM
Joined: Dec 1999
Posts: 69,973
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Joe,
Don't stop inhaling and exhaling. pirate

Hello everyone! Frankie

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085758
10/13/16 11:03 PM
10/13/16 11:03 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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The whole year seems to be flying by Joe! Have a happy day, Joe!

MaG hearts

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085767
10/14/16 04:11 AM
10/14/16 04:11 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
Jackpumpkin ghost Good Morning Joe, MaG, Ana and everyone. Joe you do make me smile! pumpkin MaG hi to you too. blackkitty Ana Happy day! witch Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a fantastic Friday! ghost Jackpumpkin


Gerry
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085772
10/14/16 07:14 AM
10/14/16 07:14 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
bat witch Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful TGIF. Dinner and karaoke at the VFW tonight. Danish, Pumpkin Pancakes, Blueberry Muffins, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. ghost2 Jackpumpkin


Connie
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085774
10/14/16 07:21 AM
10/14/16 07:21 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers Jackpumpkin

Joe, enjoy breathing today.

Ana, hope your day is a great one.

MaG, good morning. Good day wishes!

Gerry, coffee please and thanks.

Connie, enjoy the VFW tonight.

Wishing everyone a wonderful Friday! pumpkin


Gail
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085778
10/14/16 09:50 AM
10/14/16 09:50 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

I'm thinking I'll have a quiet day of a bit of this (couple of bills to attend to) and a touch of that (vacuum, laundry), and a little bit of the other (gearing up and getting the dogs to the park.) We are supposed to be close to 90 today so will have to get that walking done early. The heat is hard on Keoki. wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1085792
10/14/16 11:22 AM
10/14/16 11:22 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Good morning MaG. Good morning Boomers everywhere. wave2

It's a very cool 59 degrees here this morning. Loving it. joy

We were supposed to get some rain last night but it passed us bye again. rolleyes

I have very little to do today. I'm going to take the dogs to the park here in a bit. lab

We're going to chase the birds around. turkey

I'm still exploring my new tech. I didn't care for the price I was paying for my T-Mobile phone, which was a Samsung Galaxy 6, so I switched to AT&T, and I got a free iPhone 7, and I got a iPad Mini.

I liked the Samsung better, but not switching back now. slapforehead

I'm hoping I have better call quality with AT&T than I've had with T-Mobile. Frankie

Have a super day everyone. Enjoy your Friday. thumbsup


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085793
10/14/16 12:05 PM
10/14/16 12:05 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Joe enjoy your inhale/exhale exercises!! Enjoy the new phone and hope the service is better. AT&T is the best in this area!! All the other carriers have dropped calls problems. Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Ana what fun plans do you have for today?? Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Connie enjoy dinner and have fun at the VFW tonight!! Thanks for the Danish and have a lovely day!

Gail you have a wonderful Friday also!! Have a lovely day!!

L4l have fun with a little of this and a little of that today! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085816
10/14/16 01:31 PM
10/14/16 01:31 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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Good afternoon boomies!

Gerry, I'll take one of those teas now! Thank you. hearts

Connie, have fun tonight!

L4L, send that 90 to me!

Joe, I love my Iphone, I wish AT&T would let me upgrade from my 5S. Enjoy it!

Nan, yesterday I went to the ARboretum, today I will check out a nearby farm after I run the dogs. AS long as I can enjoy the outdoors, I am a happy lady! Fish fry tonight?

SpaceQ, ready for the weekend?

Hope you all are enjoying the day!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085833
10/14/16 04:01 PM
10/14/16 04:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Ana, would love to send you these 90's, but would not like your winter weather in return wink wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1085836
10/14/16 04:11 PM
10/14/16 04:11 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1085893
10/14/16 10:50 PM
10/14/16 10:50 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
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I'm going to bed now. See you all tomorrow. smile

Midgie hearts wavegirl


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