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Surf and Turf Saturday #1085869
10/14/16 08:58 PM
10/14/16 08:58 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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It is extraordinary how extraordinary the ordinary person is.

GEORGE F. WILL

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The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.

“How old is your son?” a tenant asked.

“He's 81 years old,” he answered.

The tenant shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?”

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Police in Tampa, Florida, raided and shut down a weekly $4-a-round mah-jongg game played by four elderly women. The Week asked its readers for titles of crime movies that could be made about this bust:

Golden Girls, Interrupted

The Lavender Hair Mob

Indicting Miss Daisy

No Country for Old Women

The Social Security Network

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As the hostess at the casino buffet showed me to my table, I asked her to keep an eye out for my husband, who would be joining me momentarily. I started to describe him: “He has gray hair, wears glasses, has a potbelly …”

She stopped me there. “Honey,” she said, “today is senior day. They all look like that.”

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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Welcome to the weekend! redchicken


Here's a positive note for retail employees, and for shoppers as well. Many malls, and large retailers are staying closed on Thanksgiving this year. They've decided something most of us already knew. Opening on Thanksgiving was a turkey of an idea to begin with. turkey


They think now that it's a good idea to give employees the time with their families, and to shift sales focus back to Black Friday. thanksgiving


How about that! The nasty letter I wrote did some good. snicker


Of course it's a little bit late now that I'M RETIRED!!! razz


Good for my friends though, that are still in retail. I hope that all companies do away with their ridiculous early opening plans. Retail associates deserve a break. taz


I'll bet you though that Walmart, who started all this early shopping hours business, does not follow suit, and still opens on Thanksgiving. sherlock


I hope they have some great door buster deals. dance


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 10/14/16 09:02 PM.

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Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1085894
10/14/16 10:52 PM
10/14/16 10:52 PM
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Happy day to you too Joe and to everyone! Be happy and enjoy life! laugh

Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1085899
10/14/16 11:59 PM
10/14/16 11:59 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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I hate that the stores are open on THanksgiving, Joe. I can understand some grocery stores opening for part of the day for those last minute dinner items but other stores can wait until Friday morning.

Have a happy day, Joe, MaG and all! Today is day 1 of 2 on Open House Chicago where you get to go and gain entrance to over 200 different locations in the city. I'll be there both days, camera in hand! joy

Ana wave


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Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1085908
10/15/16 05:48 AM
10/15/16 05:48 AM
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Marlborough USA
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pumpkin fall Good Morning Joe, MaG, Ana and all. A chilly morning here. Joe I agree stores should be closed on Thanksgiving! You can always shop on line anyway. MaG, words of wisdom! Thanks. Coffee and tea are ready. Wishing you all a Great Saturday! fall pumpkin


Gerry
Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: Kaki's Sister] #1085911
10/15/16 06:31 AM
10/15/16 06:31 AM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good morning everyone. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1085913
10/15/16 07:04 AM
10/15/16 07:04 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Saturday. Please keep a special friend's son and family in your prayers. He was in an accident last night.I don't know anything more than that right now. Danish, BB Pancakes, Pumpkin Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. bat witch


Connie
Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1085917
10/15/16 09:52 AM
10/15/16 09:52 AM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll

I hope you have a wonderful day! Not sure what's on my docket..Smoothies, I think, and probably vacuuming and paperwork. Time will tell wave

Ana, have fun in the city.

MaG, hope your day is wonderful

Joe, I'm with you. I'm grew up with all retail closed on Sunday and most stores closed on holidays. I never shop on Thanksgiving or even the day after. I'm too tired from cooking. lol

Gerry, wave

Space, good morning...any plans for the day?

Oh, gosh, Connie, I'm so sorry. Prayers going up.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1085918
10/15/16 10:13 AM
10/15/16 10:13 AM
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Connie, prayers heading his way!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1085934
10/15/16 12:02 PM
10/15/16 12:02 PM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe I hope they all stay closed on all holidays!!! Give their faithful employees the day off. Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Howdy MaG, have a lovely day!

Ana have a fun time today and tomorrow! Click,Click!! We only do fish fry every other Friday now, so there wasn't one yesterday! Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Space welcome to the weekend and have a lovely day!

Oh Connie sending up prayers for your friends son and family!! HUGS!! Thanks for the Danish and have a lovely day!

L4l have a lovely day!!

wave
Nan

Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: auntiegram] #1086003
10/15/16 06:52 PM
10/15/16 06:52 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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You too Nan. thanks


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086009
10/15/16 07:36 PM
10/15/16 07:36 PM
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Alabama
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Hello SQF Nan Ana L4L Connie Gerry MaG Joe and the rest of the Boomer Gang laugh

Take it easy day for me today with some chores and mostly rest...tweaked my back last weekend and still on the road of recovery.

Prayers winging there way Connie hearts

Wishing everyone a quiet evening wave2

L4L kissy



Last edited by soot; 10/15/16 07:37 PM.

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Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086019
10/15/16 09:24 PM
10/15/16 09:24 PM
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Alabama
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Tis that time, sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: looney4labs] #1086023
10/15/16 09:41 PM
10/15/16 09:41 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Hi soot and looney.

Good night Boomers. sleep


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Surf and Turf Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086035
10/15/16 10:32 PM
10/15/16 10:32 PM
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Massachusetts
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Oh Connie, my prayers and healing thoughts are winging to you and son's special friend's son and family.

Midgie hearts


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