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Sip and Surf Sunday #1086936
10/22/16 09:01 PM
10/22/16 09:01 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.

~Author unknown

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Here are some humorous statements made by airline flight crews...

"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

"Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

"We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane."

"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."

"Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it's warm, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte, where it's dark, windy and raining. Why in the world y'all wanna go there I really don't know."

Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

Pilot - "Folks, if you were with us last week, we never got around to mentioning that it was National Procrastination day. If you get a chance this week, please try to celebrate it. If you can't get to it, then maybe try to do it at the weekend, but no big rush. Have a nice day."

And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggage from the overhead bins. The head steward announced on the intercom, "This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that monitors the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip-searched asthey leave the aircraft.

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!"

"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight!"

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Airline Humor

People in the airline industry aren't all serious...


1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude And will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

2. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if You can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."

3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"

5. "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, alone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

9. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

10. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was Quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

16. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

17. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no,Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or Were we shot down?"

18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on the horn, " Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."

19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we Hope you'll think of US Airways."

20. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I Scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

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Animal Thoughts

After watching that imbecile on television who claims to know what common household pets are thinking, it was decided that we too, would do the impossible...


Dog "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over............... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HELL NO!"

Cat "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog "I don't care if you take the jewelry or money, but don't mess with the fridge."

Goldfish "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"

Cat "I wish he would stop kicking me down the stairs."

Dog "The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from looking for it."

Cat "Why did they put this service bell on my neck if they're not going to answer to it."

Dog "Why is the baby eating my food..."

Hamster "Kill me, this wheel is boring."

Iguana "Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my food bowl, my water and these annoying wood chips.

Dog "Man, my dog food looks exactly like my shit! Well if I'm ever hungry I'll know there's plenty for me in the backyard..."

Gerbil "OH NO, not again!"

Dog "I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop."

Cat "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test again."

Bunny "I wonder if she will notice I poo in her pillow case."

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


ojiuhgf\724wq OIUP-O0I9-09876


OOPS SORRY! There was a hair on my keyboard. razz


I hope it's a great day where you are, but it's a sad day here. smirk


In fact, it's a dark day in NFL history. cry


The Cowboys have a bye week. sad


I guess I'll just have to watch some other games, and root for everyone to lose. woot


Actually I've been watching the Cowboys play all week, since I've recorded all their games. hamster


They just scored for the 43rd time since last Sunday. dance


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 10/22/16 09:09 PM.

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Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086940
10/22/16 09:48 PM
10/22/16 09:48 PM
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I'm watching the Cubs game! I hope they clinch the title tonight! So stressful to watch! lol I don't know how you can watch football so much Joe, but hubby can too!

I have a race this morning and then a zoo trip with James and family. Sunday Funday!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


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Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086962
10/23/16 04:21 AM
10/23/16 04:21 AM
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Marlborough USA
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wavegirl Good Morning Joe, Ana and everyone. Joe enjoy your football! Ana sounds like a fun day! Coffee and tea are ready. Wishing you all a Happy Day! wavegirl


Gerry
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086964
10/23/16 05:58 AM
10/23/16 05:58 AM
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Good morning all. I'm hungry this morning. Where are my BB pancakes? I don't see Connie yet. Guess I'll have to wait a little longer. Have a good day everyone. I'm off to work a little later.

Midgie hearts wavegirl: dance Jackpumpkin witch ghost2


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Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086967
10/23/16 07:18 AM
10/23/16 07:18 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Sunday. We had a Great Time last night,lots of zombies. zombie The museum outdid their self. ghost2 Breakfast out, and a Bj's trip today. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Ham, BB Pancakes, Biscuits and Gravy and Toast in the NC witch .


Connie
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: connie] #1086973
10/23/16 09:07 AM
10/23/16 09:07 AM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good morning everyone. wave2


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086987
10/23/16 11:22 AM
10/23/16 11:22 AM
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Alabama
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Super Sunday ya'll puppy

It's cool in Al...long pants cool! Not "winter pants" hot, but Cully was cold this morning when walking with Soot and the shorts-wearing kids are cuddling under blankets.

Think we will have a quiet day....play some games with the kiddos.....wavegirl


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-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086988
10/23/16 11:45 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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lol Joe, we had our bye week last weekend! Have a lovely day!

Ana good luck!! Mine was last night but for some reason it got canceled. sad Lots of people are NOT happy campers! And we had a beautiful day so it would have made a wonderful end to a perfect day! Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Midge eat those cakes to fuel you for a day of work! May work be fun and you have a lovely day!

Connie glad you had a great time! Happy shopping today and have a lovely day!

Space enjoy the rest of the weekend! Have a lovely day!

L4l sounds like a great way to spend a Sunday!! Have a lovely day!

I am off to work a fundraiser for our Humane Society!!! puppy catrub

witch
Nan

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1086994
10/23/16 12:28 PM
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Hi ya Joe Ana Gerry Midge Connie SQF Nan L4L (hearts) and the rest of the Diner Gang when you are up and at em laugh

Oh my but really enjoyed the walk this morning in 41 degree sunshine with the buddy boys!

And now it's time for relaxation, music (but can't hum), gardening and lots of tea!

Don't worry Joe...the Cowboys will be back at em next week against the Eagles

You and everyone else Ana...sitting on pins and needles...I hope they do too!!!!!

Good morning Gerry...I am enjoying your tea laugh

Drive safe Midge

Woo Hoo Hoo Connie...I am chowing down on your buffet!!!

Good morning SQF...have a Super Sunday

Wow, that's super Nan...hope you raise a lot yes

Take care all and enjoy an ExcellentsuperbFirst-ClassOutstandingMarvelousMagnificentWonderfulSplendidSunday;

blackkitty

bat


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Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1087009
10/23/16 01:34 PM
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Cloudy all of a sudden. Looks like rain. If it was the Mid-west I'd say it's tornado weather. Happily, it's only San Diego 'threatening' weather. I'm not sure if the raindrops will even reach the ground. duh


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Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1087057
10/23/16 07:19 PM
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Send the rain our way Sorta .. we need it!

wave2


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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1087062
10/23/16 07:49 PM
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Sorry your race got cancelled Nan. WAs it the Color Run?

My race went great and had a fun time at the zoo with family afterwards. It was a gorgeous fall day with temps in the 70's!

Hope you all had a great day!


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Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1087064
10/23/16 08:17 PM
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Good night Boomers. wave


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