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Tuesday's #1089595
11/14/16 10:38 PM
11/14/16 10:38 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
Lord, how the day passes! It’s like a life — so quickly when we don’t watch it and so slowly if we do.

JOHN STEINBECK

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Bumper Stickers


If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.

Don't drink and drive.... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!

Honk if you have had sex with Clinton.

Hang Up And Drive!

If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!

This car is not abandoned!

I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-UP-YOURS

"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING

Enjoy Life - Eat Out More Often

If your cute,single,and rich, HONK!

Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.

WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.

Sex is like air, it's only bad when your not getting any.

My wife's other car is a broom.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bull.

If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Please tell your pants its not polite to point.

My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.

Thank you for pot smoking.

To all you virgins thanks for nothing.

If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

Horn broken...watch for finger.

If your not a hemorrhoid, get off my a--.

I'm out of bed and dressed....What more do you want.

I don't have an attitude problem...You have a perception problem.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.

I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded fire station?

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

Zero to [blip] in 10 seconds

I don't discriminate, I hate everyone!

Life is like a bowl of cherries, and I'm in the pits!

Can't sleep, clown will eat me; Can't sleep, clown will eat me......

Student Driver-Get the hell out of my way!

If it's tourist season, Then why can't we hunt them.

Work Harder. People on Welfare Depend on You.

Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch.

I cant remember if I'm the good twin or the bad one.

I just want revenge. Is that so bad?

I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight.

So many cats.....so few recipes.

My other ride is your MOTHER!!

Practicing Safe Sex? Give yourself a hand!

I've been undermistood my whole life.

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Here's the activities guide to burning calories at work and the number of calories they consume per hour...

Beating around the bush... 75
Jumping to conclusions... 100
Climbing the walls... 150
Swallowing your pride... 50
Passing the buck... 25
Throwing your weight around... 50-300
Dragging your heels... 100
Pushing your luck... 250
Making mountains out of molehills... 500
Hitting the nail on the head... 50
Wading through paperwork... 300
Bending over backwards... 75
Jumping on the bandwagon... 200
Balancing the books... 25
Running around in circles... 350
Eating crow... 225
Tooting your own horn... 25
Climbing the ladder of success... 750
Pulling out the stops... 75
Adding fuel to the fire... 160
Wrapping it up at the day's end... 12

To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:

Opening a can of worms... 50
Putting your foot in your mouth... 300
Starting the ball rolling... 90
Going over the edge... 25
Picking up the pieces after... 350
Counting eggs before they hatch... 6
Calling it quits... 2

`````````````````````

Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I may not have a lot to say today. I'm focused on a show about Mars, and having trouble concentrating on this. slapforehead


So it's pretty much the same thing as yesterday, and the day before, and......... rolleyes


It's deja vu' all over again. razz


Then there's that other problem. blush


I took my sleeping pill an hour ago. insane


I can do many things without conscious thought, but enjoying a TV program is not one of those things. cool


I get through most of my day without conscious thought anyway. I'm looking at my computer screen.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089596
11/14/16 10:49 PM
11/14/16 10:49 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Joe, I know what you mean. I think I'll be getting through most of the week without conscious thought. lol Hope you're eventually able to enjoy your TV program. grin

Well, one very long day has come to an end. Only four more to go. woozy I'm off to sleep for yet another busy day starting at 3 am.

Have a great Tuesday, everyone. fall


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089601
11/15/16 12:41 AM
11/15/16 12:41 AM
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Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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Happy Tuesday Joe, venus and all! Not sure what today will bring, but I think it will include finishing up the bathroom.

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


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Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089605
11/15/16 01:54 AM
11/15/16 01:54 AM
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Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Good morning,have all a nice day. wavegirl joy2


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089617
11/15/16 06:37 AM
11/15/16 06:37 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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fall Good Morning Joe, venus, Ana, Haroula and all. Coffee and tea are ready.
Have a great day everyone! fall


Gerry
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089624
11/15/16 07:51 AM
11/15/16 07:51 AM
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
connie Online content
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Tuesday. Dinner and karaoke at Panda tonight. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. turkey


Connie
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089630
11/15/16 08:32 AM
11/15/16 08:32 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers fall

Joe, I feel like I'm always unconscious. woozy

Ana, enjoy whatever today!

Gerry, coffee is needed badly.

Venus, at least you have an excuse for unconscious thought. Who can possibly think straight at 3 in the morning. lol

Haroula, happy day wishes.

Connie, fun night for you. Enjoy!

Wishing everyone a super duper day! hamster


Gail
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089669
11/15/16 01:07 PM
11/15/16 01:07 PM
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Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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Bumper Stickers! Loved them Joe! But you forgot my favorite one. After my second divorce my 13 year old car went kaput (HE was driving a brand new car/truck every year as my old faithful fell apart), so I had to get a new one soon after we split. It was hard finding money to survive, BUT when I got the car, I made my own bumper sticker that said: "My Alimony Payments". I got lots of laughs and second looks and a ton of 'thumbs up' as I drove. Made me feel oh so much better. I took a picture of the new car with the bumper sticker and sent it to my now ex-step daughter (who still keeps in touch) and she sent it to her dad. Ha! I can only imagine how loudly he screamed. Yup. Total joy on my part. It was a case of Don't Get Mad, Get Even!

Off to tend to the 3 little kittens. They are growing nicely. Even the runt, Shadow, is catching up in size with her brother, Tippy. Still, at 12 weeks old, each one only weighs about 1 to 1 1/2 lbs and are too small for flea drops or spay/neuter. Darn. Mom is tiny. I can't grab her so no real weighing but I think she looks about 4 lbs tops. I'm hoping to get them all 'fixed' before the end of the year. I'm hopeful that this batch will survive all the perils of an Outdoorsie. So far, they have managed to make 'peace' with Penelope the Peacock and aren't panic running when they see her. They even sometimes stay on the feeding table eating next to her. That's IF she doesn't start pecking at them. It's going well. Even Shadow, the lone female, is staying closer to me at feeding time and I'm touching her bit by bit. Such a long routine of taming a feral litter from a feral mom. I'm still hoping that I can find homes for them. I'm asking everyone I know and have some 'interest'.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089691
11/15/16 05:47 PM
11/15/16 05:47 PM
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Alabama
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Wow, today seems to be a bit slow, both for my self and my puter. Type a letter and wait 30 seconds to see it on screen sad

Off to nap...


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089694
11/15/16 06:17 PM
11/15/16 06:17 PM
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the dusty desert
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hmmmm , thought i posted this morning , but guess not...

anyway , hope everyone is having a good day so far !

off to prop up my foot after doing laundry. it's been swollen for 2 weeks ,

but is looking fairly normal today. and don't ask me why it's swollen lol

no one knows rolleyes best guess is a reaction to a med i've been on

for awhile now.

anyway...

nice weather today , and i'm hoping for the same tomorrow so i can water

what's left of the garden.

have a good one ,guys ! catrub wave2

Re: Tuesday's [Re: niteowl07] #1089696
11/15/16 06:32 PM
11/15/16 06:32 PM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089699
11/15/16 06:57 PM
11/15/16 06:57 PM
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Alabama
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Niteowl, hope your foot is better soon.

Welcome home, Space wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089735
11/15/16 09:41 PM
11/15/16 09:41 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Gail, it definitely takes me at least an hour or two, and that's if I'm lucky. lol

Okay, off to sleep for yet another long day. Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Tuesday's [Re: venus] #1089740
11/15/16 10:28 PM
11/15/16 10:28 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Thanks looney.

Good night Venus. wave2


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089746
11/15/16 11:27 PM
11/15/16 11:27 PM
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Massachusetts
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I guess it's time to say good night all. It's been a very busy day. I found out today that my grand daughter is very sick. I'm hoping the trip to the doctor has helped Jen feel a little better about Emily. She's such a love. Asking for a few good thoughts for her. You guys are so awesome with sending a little help.

I'll say good night for now. See you in the AM for breakfast.

Midgie hearts wavegirl


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Re: Tuesday's [Re: Midge] #1089747
11/15/16 11:34 PM
11/15/16 11:34 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good night Boomers. sleep


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1089749
11/16/16 12:08 AM
11/16/16 12:08 AM
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Prayers for your grand daughter Midgie. hearts

SpaceQ, Sweet dreams.


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