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Happy Thump Day #1091298
11/30/16 10:31 PM
11/30/16 10:31 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Will Rogers

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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the road side.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

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Dumb People

Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...


An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour pee out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

24 cents short of a quarter.

A few bricks shy of a full load.

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I hope that's plenty of jokes for you to read, because I don't really have much to say. yes


No much went on here today. duh


The trash was picked up yesterday, it wasn't my day to shave my legs, Summer's over, so there's no waxing now, and the Cowboys don't play until tomorrow night. duh


That would be 'tonight' when most of you get to decipher all this nonsense in the morning. happydance


So have a peaceful night everyone, and a happy day Thursday. thumbsup


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091300
11/30/16 10:52 PM
11/30/16 10:52 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a great Thursday Joe and all who follow. wave

It's Wednesday night here, and I'm off to sleep. Only two more work days to go until the weekend. grin

Have a terrific day, everyone. fall


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091303
11/30/16 11:46 PM
11/30/16 11:46 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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lol Joe! Sometimes a day without much going on is very welcome. I'm ready for one of those, but today isn't that day.

venus, you are over the hump! joy

Have a happy day all! After I get a good nights sleep I will finish my errands and then I have trivia at night. If its not raining I'll get the dogs out for a run too.

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091309
12/01/16 06:50 AM
12/01/16 06:50 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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fall cornucopia Good Morning Joe, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe love the funnies this morning! Thanks! Venus hope you have a stress free day. Ana how's the furnace working? Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a great day! cornucopia fall


Gerry
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091313
12/01/16 07:34 AM
12/01/16 07:34 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Thump Day. Today is Robert's Birthday, the Big 50. I have some Rose bushes to trim today, so you can see the Christmas lights better. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. fall


Connie
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091316
12/01/16 08:19 AM
12/01/16 08:19 AM
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Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
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Good morning everyone. Mm-m-m-m thanks for the BB pancakes connie. Have a great day all. This morning I have a dr's appointment with my plastic surgeon about my surgery on my nose. I think it'll be my last appointment with him.

Midgie hearts wavegirl


Just do it.
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091318
12/01/16 08:44 AM
12/01/16 08:44 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
good Morning Boomers hamster

Joe, you're the highlight of my morning. lol

Venus have a good workday.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Ana, enjoy the day!

Connie, Happy Birthday to Robert. birthday

Midgie, good luck at the Doc's.

Doc appointment this morning. Two days of rain has stopped so I'm happy. Wishing everyone a wonderful day! fall


Gail
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091334
12/01/16 01:10 PM
12/01/16 01:10 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

It's cool enough in AL that I have to go find my long pants before I can take the dogs walking. That's the first time this year I've needed to think about that!

Joe, Love love love that quote!

Venus, hope you slept well.

Ana, hope you get a quiet day soon.

Gerry reindeer

Connie, birthday to Robert. Have fun trimming.

Midgie, hope the appointment is great.

Gail, hope the appointment is quick and addresses all that needs to be talked about.


Last edited by looney4labs; 12/01/16 01:12 PM.

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091342
12/01/16 04:00 PM
12/01/16 04:00 PM
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,029
the dusty desert
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the dusty desert
hello everyone wave2

i thought i posted this morning , but apparently not...

another cold one here , but nice and sunny.

best wishes to all those on dr appts.

hope you all have the most wonderful day possible !

wave2

Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: niteowl07] #1091343
12/01/16 04:05 PM
12/01/16 04:05 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave2


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091350
12/01/16 05:46 PM
12/01/16 05:46 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

venus only one after today!! Have a lovely day!

Ana hope it's not raining and you were able to get the dogs out. Have fun tonight and a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for tea and have a lovely da!

Connie birthday to Robert!! Have a lovely day!

Midge hope all goes well at the doc's! Have a lovely day!

Gail hope all went well with your doc appointment also! Have a lovely day!!

L4l glad it has cooled there! Enjoy your walk. To answer your question: I leave in the morning!! Have a lovely day!

Good afternoon Space! Have a lovely evening!!

:wave:
Nan

Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091352
12/01/16 06:30 PM
12/01/16 06:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
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Alabama
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Alabama
Hi ya Niteowl, I do that all the time. Hope your day has been great.

Welcome home, Space wave12

Nan, how long will you be gone?

Dinner is in the oven and will be turned off soon, followed by me hitting the tub happydance12


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091354
12/01/16 06:50 PM
12/01/16 06:50 PM
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Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Nan, if you have a free moment while you are here let me know! I'd love to see you.

SpaceQ, only one more day!

L4L, whats for dinner?

I finally got around to walking the dogs at sunset. It went from light rain to hard sleet to nothing during the walk. :rotfl: At least the dogs are happy!

EDIT: birthday to Robert, Connie! Time flies!

Off to trivia in a couple hours...

Last edited by BrownEyedTigre; 12/01/16 06:51 PM.

Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091355
12/01/16 06:56 PM
12/01/16 06:56 PM
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Alabama
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Have fun at trivia, Ana. Go get em reindeer

We are having pork chops, spanish rice, and green beans. If I don't get the cooking done early, it doesn't happen........


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: looney4labs] #1091359
12/01/16 07:14 PM
12/01/16 07:14 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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thanks looney wink

Ana I took tomorrow off so the weekend is here for me. redchicken


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091360
12/01/16 07:43 PM
12/01/16 07:43 PM
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WooHoo SpaceQ! WElcome to the weekend!

L4L, that sounds delicious! I hope you can soak in the tub and relax now.


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091362
12/01/16 08:01 PM
12/01/16 08:01 PM
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Alabama
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Welcome to the weekend, Space! reindeer


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: looney4labs] #1091364
12/01/16 08:15 PM
12/01/16 08:15 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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thanks looney and Ana. yay12


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1091375
12/01/16 09:58 PM
12/01/16 09:58 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep12


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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