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Saturdiner #1093045
12/16/16 09:26 PM
12/16/16 09:26 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in."

Will Rogers

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He Said, She Said

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end...


He said... Want a quickie?
She said... As opposed to what?

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said... This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
She said... No problem, I'll get you some that is.

She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you succeeded.

Priest... I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.
She said... Who's gonna look?

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said... No, have you?

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an [blip]?
She said... I would, but you're never there.

He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and pass gas.

He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror lard butt.

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Him And Her

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.

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Holiday Schedule

December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.

December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine.

December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener.

December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.

December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.

December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration.

December 7
Debug Windows '2000

December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.

December 11
Lay Faberge egg.

December 12
Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.

December 13
Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts.

December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.

December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents" in case tires are shot out at mall.

December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.

December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be the same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.

December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture.

December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and cinnamon sticks.

December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.

December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas. Festoon windows with worthless stock.

December 24
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less inadequate than they really are.

December 25
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented with homemade potpourri.

December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.

December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.

December 31
New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that country.

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Today I bring you a gift so bright I may have to wrap it twice to hide the light.


Or......would you rather have some nice.......white.......snow?


I need to mark my calendar. The weather 'person' made a mistake. rotfl12


I don't think we ever got above 50 degrees today.


I would mark the calendar, but I've already used up all of my markers.


Today I did my sexercising. That's exercising while thinking about Barbi Benton. woot


Google her. Hubba Hubba


Then I went to WallyWorld and played bumper carts for an hour what fun. taz


After putting that stuff up, I took the pups to the park. lab


A good time was had by all.........of them.


Then I came back and finished decorating my Christmas tree. tree


It's a pre-lit, artificial tree.


I'm having a pre-lit, artificial Christmas this year.


It's a good thing my neighbors have pine trees.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 12/16/16 09:36 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093046
12/16/16 09:34 PM
12/16/16 09:34 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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San Diego, CA
We lost our local KFMB TV channel 8 station at midnight last night due to a dispute with our provider. We suffered through the day for 17 hours until finally it's BACK! Hooray! 8 is the station here that carries most of the best programs, NCIS, Big Brother, Survivor, all my favorite Soap Operas, My favorite news station, my Court Shows, etc. I'm so happy! Doesn't take much to make me celebrate! dance


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093047
12/16/16 09:39 PM
12/16/16 09:39 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
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Thanks Joe for all you do for us. I have the morning off tomorrow. Lots to do, wrapping gifts and making sure I got a gift for everyone I planned to. Have a great Saturday.

Midgie hearts wavegirl


Just do it.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: Midge] #1093059
12/16/16 11:06 PM
12/16/16 11:06 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a great day everyone.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093063
12/17/16 12:23 AM
12/17/16 12:23 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
BrownEyedTigre Online content
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Sonic Boomer

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Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
Have a happy day all! Just got home from seeing the holiday lights and dinner and today will be a houseful of family! The more, the merrier!

Ana wave12


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093070
12/17/16 04:15 AM
12/17/16 04:15 AM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Greece
Have a great Saturday everyone. santadance


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093071
12/17/16 05:07 AM
12/17/16 05:07 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
tree Good morning Joe, Sorta, Midgie, Space, Ana, Haroula and everyone. It's a beautiful snowy start to the day. Coffee, tea, hot chocolate are ready and waiting.
Wishing you all a Happy Day! tree


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093073
12/17/16 08:50 AM
12/17/16 08:50 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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tree Good morning everyone, have a Great Saturday. Danish, BB Pancakes, French Toast, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. santadance


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: connie] #1093075
12/17/16 10:01 AM
12/17/16 10:01 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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The roads are a sheet of ice here today. Be careful if you go out shopping today. tree


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093079
12/17/16 10:36 AM
12/17/16 10:36 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers tree

Wishing everyone here and everyone on their way a super duper Saturday! happydance12

Snowing like crazy here. winter winter


Gail
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093082
12/17/16 11:09 AM
12/17/16 11:09 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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The weekend is here. happydance12 Hope everyone is having a terrific Saturday wave12

tree


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093083
12/17/16 11:09 AM
12/17/16 11:09 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Snowing here but I am off to wrap all those presents we bought yesterday for our adopted family through the Salvation Army!!!! happydance12

Ana may you have a wonderfully lovely day with family!!!

Have a lovely day everybody!!!

wave2
Nan

Re: Saturdiner [Re: GBC] #1093084
12/17/16 11:10 AM
12/17/16 11:10 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
Good morning Sorta Blonde, Midge, Space Quest, Ana, Haroula, Gerry, Connie, Gail, and all Boomers. wave12

Welcome to the weekend! santadance

It's dark and misty again today. We are supposed to hit 60 degrees today, and in fact, it's 59 degrees now, but it's supposed to tumble down hill quickly as the artic front reaches us here. shiver

I've gotta get up off my duff, and take the dogs to the park pretty fast, or I won't want to later. lab

My duff is kinda sore anyway. grin12

Have a super day everyone. urock


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093087
12/17/16 11:34 AM
12/17/16 11:34 AM
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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer

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Alabama
Good Saturday morning Joe, SBlonde, Midge, SQF, Ana, Haroula, Gerry, Connie, Gail and the rest of the Diner Gang when you get the chance to pop in laugh

It's time to get to weekend chores as I have a full day ahead of me I think think

C U L8r

tree

wave2


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093093
12/17/16 01:10 PM
12/17/16 01:10 PM
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 13,583
Palouse country
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Palouse country
Just for those that are interested and want to feel sorry for me, lol, it got down to minus 21 degrees last night.


Reading is to the mind, what exercise is to the body - Joseph Addison
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093101
12/17/16 01:46 PM
12/17/16 01:46 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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3dobermans, wow, that's terrible! eek12 Hope you have a really strong heater. shiver


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093108
12/17/16 02:19 PM
12/17/16 02:19 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Busy day here. Going to see Rogue One this afternoo. Trying to decide if I should stay up and visit with my family or take a nap lol12


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093144
12/17/16 11:16 PM
12/17/16 11:16 PM
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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
Oh my goodness .. if you're a Star Wars fan then you've got to see Rogue One
bravo12

Time to call it a day .. sleep well everyone

sleep12


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1093153
12/17/16 11:43 PM
12/17/16 11:43 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Thanks for the recommendation, soot. I'll have to see it. thumbsup12

Good night, everyone. sleep12


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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