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Jokes and misc. questions. #1093263
12/19/16 03:29 AM
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-1.Crime doesn't pay. . .does that mean that my --- is a crime?

-2.Does the name "Pavlov" r--- a b---?

-3.Did Noah include t------s on the ark?

-4.How come wrong numbers are never b---?

-5.If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him that he has the right to r----- s-----?

-6.If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what was y--------?

-7.What do birdies see when they f----?

8.Why didn't Noah s--- those two mosquitoes?

-9.Why do they s-------- needles for lethal injections?

-10.Is it OK to use the AM radio after ----?

rotfl12

Last edited by curly; 12/19/16 04:12 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093266
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5. Remain silent rotfl12
Morning curly happydance12


Gerry
Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093268
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Hi Gerry, good answer.


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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093269
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1. Job smile12 Good morning Curly wave12

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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093270
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3. Termites - and probably not! lol12


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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093271
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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093272
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Bonjour. Merci.


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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093276
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Morning curly, tree


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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093277
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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093280
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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093281
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Morning, thanks.


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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093311
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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093320
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7. focus? wave12 Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093332
12/19/16 02:36 PM
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Good one Marian.

Hi Cue, try again.


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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093333
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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093337
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Much better.


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Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093339
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To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?
Re: Jokes and misc. questions. [Re: curly] #1093349
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Thanks Rog.


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