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Snowball Saturday #1093903
12/23/16 11:27 PM
12/23/16 11:27 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Erma Bombeck

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Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?

A: Jungle Bells.

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Q: Why did the children call St. Nick “Santa Caus”?

A: Because there was Noël.

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Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his joke?

A: This one’ll sleigh you!

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Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

A: It’s Christmas, Eve!

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What does December have that other months don’t have?

The letter D.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Yule log.

Yule log who?

Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

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As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.

"You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.

"Don’t worry. Santa will never know."

He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"

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My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the Christmas pageant. All the third grader had to do was tell Joseph, “There is no room at the inn.”

But during the performance—after Joseph begged for a room for his pregnant wife—the boy didn’t have the heart to turn him down.

“Well,” he said, “if it’s so urgent, come on in.”

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A teenager waltzed into our jewelry store to buy a cross for her boyfriend. I showed her a selection, and she pointed to three: "Can I see that one, that one, and the one with the little man on it?"

"Oh," I replied. "You mean Jesus?"

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Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him."

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My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the Mass to start, he turned to her and asked, "What time does Jesus get here?"

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Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, “Now, where was I?”

A tired voice called out, “Right near the end!”

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


We were late getting back from Dallas. Traffic was the nightmare before Christmas. ghost


I still have to get a shower. My shirt is sticking to me. wink12


I hope you all have a Cheery Christmas Eve. santadance


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093906
12/23/16 11:59 PM
12/23/16 11:59 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Enjoy your day with the boys Joe! Glad the trip is behind you now! hearts

Merry Christmas Eve to all! This is our Christmas day, the family will be gathered today to celebrate.

Ana wave12


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093918
12/24/16 07:04 AM
12/24/16 07:04 AM
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Marlborough USA
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tree happydance12 Good Morning and Happy Christmas Eve Joe, Ana and everyone. Coffee, tea, hot chocolate are ready along with homemade Christmas cookies and warm fresh from the oven cinnamon buns! Enjoy your day! happydance12 tree


Gerry
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093925
12/24/16 08:37 AM
12/24/16 08:37 AM
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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tree Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Saturday. Robert is taking me to see the Ice Sculptures today. It's 9 degrees inside, winter they provide a parka for you to wear. I will host the family Christmas Party tomorrow. presents12 Danish, BB Pancakes, French Toast, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. santadance


Connie
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093927
12/24/16 09:54 AM
12/24/16 09:54 AM
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Canal Fulton, OH
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Merry Christmas to all my GameBoomer buds. santa

Last edited by Sparkle; 12/24/16 09:54 AM.
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: Sparkle] #1093932
12/24/16 10:18 AM
12/24/16 10:18 AM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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We are getting rain for snowball Saturday. wink


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093935
12/24/16 10:36 AM
12/24/16 10:36 AM
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We were supposed to have thunderstorms but it's cancelled now, SpaceQ.

Merry CHristmas everyone!

Ana wave12


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: Space Quest Fan] #1093936
12/24/16 10:37 AM
12/24/16 10:37 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Good morning Ana, Gerry, Connie, Sparkle, Space Quest, MaG, and everyboomer. wave12

I hope everyone is having a great day. happydance12

We woke up to very dense fog, and it's still that way. I love it, but I hope Josh is not driving through it to get here today. shocked

We are going to be 63 degrees today, and get this...........69 degrees tomorrow. eek12

No white Christmas here..........just foggy. sherlock

Josh won't get here until 1:00 or 2:00, and Jason stays up much later than I do, so he's still in bed. sleep12

I am about to go for my 3rd cup. wink12

Enjoy your day everyone. If you're travelling, be safe. thumbsup12

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093945
12/24/16 11:38 AM
12/24/16 11:38 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a terrific Saturday Joe, Ana, Gerry, Connie, Sparkle, Space Quest and all who follow. wave12

I'm going to the theater with my mom today to see Rogue One. Looking forward to it, as I've heard good things. happydance12

Have a terrific holiday, everyone. tree

Last edited by venus; 12/24/16 11:39 AM.

Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093963
12/24/16 01:39 PM
12/24/16 01:39 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Today is Wrapping and cooking for tomorrow. Boys will be here in a bit.

Joe, glad you made it home safely.

Ana, hope your day is super lovely! reindeer

Gerry, running for those cinnamon buns! Thanks. happydance12

I love ice sculptures. Have a wonderful time, Connie.

Merry Christmas to you too, Sparkle

Do you all need the rain, Space? If not, we do. Send it on down.

Venus, enjoy the show and the time with your mom.

Off to cook.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093981
12/24/16 03:46 PM
12/24/16 03:46 PM
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Greece
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christmasto you and your families tree


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093982
12/24/16 04:21 PM
12/24/16 04:21 PM
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Alabama
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Merry Christmas, Haroula. Hope you and your family have the loveliest of days!


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1093990
12/24/16 06:00 PM
12/24/16 06:00 PM
Joined: Jul 2007
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Massachusetts
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christmas to every Boomer and their families. santadance tree presents12


Gail
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: GBC] #1093991
12/24/16 06:56 PM
12/24/16 06:56 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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christmas and happy holidays Boomers. yay12


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1094002
12/24/16 11:22 PM
12/24/16 11:22 PM
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Massachusetts
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christmas everyone. Have a wonderful day tomorrow. Everyone who has to travel tomorrow please stay safe. Here's my traveler's prayer........May God look with favor upon your journey and deliver you safe back, Amen.

Midgie hearts wavegirl


Just do it.
Re: Snowball Saturday [Re: gymcandy1] #1094013
12/25/16 02:26 AM
12/25/16 02:26 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep12


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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