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Sip and Surf Sunday #1095675
01/07/17 09:15 PM
01/07/17 09:15 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

MARK TWAIN
```````````````

Men And Dogs

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN


Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.


HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.


HOW MEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS

Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
Men are a little bit more subtle.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
And the number one reason dogs fall short...
It's fun to dry off a wet man !!!!!!!! (If you're a woman that is !!!)

``````````````````````

Men Are Happier

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...


Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all of your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

``````````````````

Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I hope you're all planning on a great Sunday. joy


Right now I'm trying to watch a play-off football game, while a very insistent little dog is driving me crazy. puppy


One of these days I'm going to have to show her just who the Alpha Male is around here. WOOF! taz


Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 01/07/17 09:16 PM.

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William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095689
01/07/17 11:47 PM
01/07/17 11:47 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a great day Boomers. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095693
01/08/17 12:10 AM
01/08/17 12:10 AM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Good morning Joe, SpaceQ and all! Last day with James. I'm exhausted. lol
Peter will spend the afternoon and we will have some indoor fun.

Have a great day everyone!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095698
01/08/17 05:16 AM
01/08/17 05:16 AM
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Greece
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Its snowing joy2
After 50 years yay devilchili broccoli
Good morning all. joy


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095701
01/08/17 05:47 AM
01/08/17 05:47 AM
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Marlborough USA
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winter Good Morning Joe, Space, Ana, and Haroula. Joe you're the boss! Space enjoy your day. Ana have a great visit. Haroula have fun in the sun! happydance12 Coffee, tea, and hot chocolate are ready and waiting. A cold snowy day here. Picked up another 6 or 7 inches since yesterday! Have a warm and happy day everyone! winter


Gerry
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095702
01/08/17 07:53 AM
01/08/17 07:53 AM
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Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers eek12

Joe, dogs rule!

Ana, enjoy James and have fun with Peter.

Haroula, Yay! for you. Enjoy the snow. happydance12

Space, good morning.

Gerry, have a great day!

Lots of snow all day yesterday. Still clearing it out this morning. Wishing everyone a super duper Sunday! winter


Gail
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095704
01/08/17 08:18 AM
01/08/17 08:18 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Sunday. It's cold here 34 and windy. winter Breakfast out and a Sam's trip today. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Ham, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes. Biscuits and Gravy, Waffles, French Toast, and Toast in the NC. shiver


Connie
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: connie] #1095708
01/08/17 09:59 AM
01/08/17 09:59 AM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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We are in single digits again this morning. Can someone please turn up the heat? smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095717
01/08/17 11:41 AM
01/08/17 11:41 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe I hope they are better tonight during the game. lol Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Space single digits here also but there is this little line in front of the numbers. lol Stay warm and have a lovely day!

Ana I see you are enjoying James. Sorry for all the extra "steps" you had to do before the race. Have fun with James and Peter today! Have a lovely day!

Oh Haroula how exciting!!! What does Jr think? Have a lovely day and stay warm!

Gerry hope the snow is over now. Stay warm and safe. Thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Gail take it easy with all the removing of the snow and be safe! Have a lovely day!

Oh Connie that is kind of cold for you folk! Hope it warms up quickly! Thanks for the Danish and have a lovely day!

L4l, He may be saying that but Sassy is saying something else in the morning. lol Have a lovely day!

wave2
Nan

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095730
01/08/17 12:12 PM
01/08/17 12:12 PM
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Alabama
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Super Sunday ya'll puppy

It's cold this morning...time for a fire and blankies. No snow though.

Boys came in the door while I was waking up. Nice morning surpirse.

Haroula, enjoy the snow. wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095761
01/08/17 02:03 PM
01/08/17 02:03 PM
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Alabama
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WOW...that's great Haroula...enjoy the white stuff!

Did you catch yesterday's games Joe? Looking forward to today's games too!

I've been working on my exhaustion Ana...getting there day by day and night by night...and miles to go before I sleep...

Oh my Gerry and Gail .. glad you and Haroula are getting the snow .. cold is enough for me but not Nan cold

Have a wonder Sunday Joe Ana Haroula Gerry Connie Gail SQF Nan L4L and the rest of the GB Diner Gang when you get the chance to pop in.

wave2

hearts L4L


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095775
01/08/17 02:31 PM
01/08/17 02:31 PM
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the dusty desert
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good morning , everyone ! wave

hope you are all staying warm and safe , and take it easy if you shovel !

thanks for the hot breakfast and coffee,hits the spot

very cold here the last few days - we got snow friday and it's still on

the ground which is unusual for us at this altitude.

been fighting off a cold or something ,so not getting as much done as

normal.

have a wonderful day all !

catrub wave2

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: niteowl07] #1095791
01/08/17 04:01 PM
01/08/17 04:01 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Ouch Nan. I guess I shouldn't complain. scared


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: Space Quest Fan] #1095808
01/08/17 06:37 PM
01/08/17 06:37 PM
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Washington In the Wet corner
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Hi ya Boom Boom Buddies~

We have snow too penguin winter
its been really cold here the last 2 weeks gets down to 15% shiver
not too much is going on with me just going to dialysis~

stay warm & well Boomers~Karen wavegirl happydance12


"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: Drmojo] #1095809
01/08/17 06:44 PM
01/08/17 06:44 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Hi Karen wave

Good to see you. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095828
01/08/17 09:33 PM
01/08/17 09:33 PM
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Alabama
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Doc, so good to see you. We've missed your smiling face around here. wave

Hi ya Space wavegirl

Boys just left. I'm exhausted. They are perpetual motion/noise machines. I just want to go curl up in the corner now and listen to nothing lol


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: looney4labs] #1095833
01/08/17 10:05 PM
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Hi looney.

Good night Boomers sleep


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095837
01/08/17 11:13 PM
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Alabama
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Hey Karen...good to see you in the Diner laugh

It's time for this kid to hit the hay!

Have a great week everyone ... it's back to work for me

sleep


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1095840
01/09/17 01:02 AM
01/09/17 01:02 AM
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Night Boomers, sweet dreams sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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