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Thump Day #1097317
01/18/17 10:25 PM
01/18/17 10:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

ROBERT BLOCH

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Number of the Beast

OK, we all know that 666 is the number of the Beast, but did you know that...


670 - Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast

/666 - Beast Common Denominator

666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 - Binary of the Beast 6

1-666 - Area code of the Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
Over 18 only please.

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$606.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$566.66 - Costco/Price Club price of the Beast

Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 - Way of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 -minimum deposit.

Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 - CPU of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

- Number of the Blonde Beast
uh... what was that number again?

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Office Humor

The longer you're part of the corporate work force, the more humorous this area becomes.

Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...


"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."

"[blip]! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken..."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

You know you work in Corporate America in the 90's if...

You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

You worked for the same company for 4 years and sat at more than 10 different desks.

You've been in the same job for 4 years and have had 10 different managers.

You order your business cards in "half orders" instead of whole boxes.

When someone asks about what you do for a living, you can't explain it in one sentence.

You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

You use acronyms in your sentences.

Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

It's dark when you drive to and from work.

Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.

The word "opportunity" makes you shiver in fear.

You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.

Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.

Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home.

Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.

Art involves a white board.

You're already late on the assignment you just got.

Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube and are read by your co-workers only.

Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes" or "when you're freed up".

You read this entire list and understood it.

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

A doctor, a lawyer, and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The manager says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress, and the mistress thinks you're with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work."

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Welcome to the day after the day before Thursday. welcome


I've been fairly non-busy today. It was very overcast and cool, and I didn't go out anywhere. razz


It's in the 60s for the next three days. The weather swamy says 66 degrees tomorrow, 71 on Friday. yay


I did exercise today. I did 200 reps lifting my spoon from my plate to my mouth. snicker


My right arm is looking pret-ty buff. woot


I've just been watching a show on how to lighten age spots. I tried it on myself and I guess it works. I just looked in the mirror and I had no reflection. eek


There could be another reason for that though. bat


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097321
01/18/17 10:39 PM
01/18/17 10:39 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Joe, you are going to be ready to race with me this summer! joy

Have a happy day everyone! I'll be out of the corner this afternoon. I can't wait!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097338
01/19/17 01:55 AM
01/19/17 01:55 AM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Greece
Good morning,have all a nice day. wavegirl joy2


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097347
01/19/17 06:40 AM
01/19/17 06:40 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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Sonic Boomer
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Marlborough USA
lab Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and everyone. Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready for you all. Enjoy your day everyone! lab


Gerry
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097356
01/19/17 08:43 AM
01/19/17 08:43 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers redchicken

Joe, you had me laughing this morning. lol

Ana, enjoy your free time.

Haroula, happy day to you.

Gerry, thanks for the much needed coffee.

Wishing everyone here and everyone on the way a super duper day! lab


Gail
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097359
01/19/17 09:09 AM
01/19/17 09:09 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,021
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Thump Day. Danish, BB Pancakes, Bacon Sandwiches, and French Toast in the NC. wavegirl


Connie
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097373
01/19/17 10:53 AM
01/19/17 10:53 AM
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,029
the dusty desert
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the dusty desert
good morning !

clear and cool here ,and grateful for the coffee guys !

housework is the plan for today ,and maybe a batch of laundry.

we shall see if it stays as peaceful and productive as yesterday !

have a wonderful day , and i'll catch you all later !

catrub wave2

Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097394
01/19/17 11:52 AM
01/19/17 11:52 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Thummping Good Thursday puppy

I woke up to a very foggy day...I don't see a lot of those. They are calling for storms later. I think there is book cooking in my future, but I'm not sure yet. Still waiting for my brain to join my body. wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097403
01/19/17 12:17 PM
01/19/17 12:17 PM
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 12,378
Scotland
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Scotland
Hello Boomers, hope you are all feeling well and having a great day!

Quiet day here.

L4L, I've been waiting all day for my brain to join the rest of me...doesn't seem to be happening rotfl I should have stayed in bed!

Mary wavegirl hearts


"It's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097417
01/19/17 01:52 PM
01/19/17 01:52 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Mary, maybe our brains have taken a trip to check out your new property and are even now lounging, mai tai in hand hamster


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thump Day [Re: looney4labs] #1097452
01/19/17 04:26 PM
01/19/17 04:26 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097455
01/19/17 05:20 PM
01/19/17 05:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Afternoon, Space, welcome home....

How was your day?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thump Day [Re: looney4labs] #1097480
01/19/17 07:55 PM
01/19/17 07:55 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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My day was made better by knowing tomorrow is Friday looney. lol


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097506
01/19/17 11:16 PM
01/19/17 11:16 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
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Hi all. I haven't been here lately. Life, you know the rest. I hope you all have been good. This is the time I start looking for my pillow.
I tried starting a game today. It's been too long. Maybe tomorrow I'll find one.

See you all on the flip side. Night all.

Midgie hearts wavegirl


Just do it.
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1097509
01/20/17 12:04 AM
01/20/17 12:04 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
We are glad to see you whenever you can stop by, Midgy.

Back from Bible Study. Time for bed. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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