Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, DocPaul! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

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I'm never playing "Twister" again!

This year's top prize winner at the annual Silly Walks competition, sponsered by the Ministry of Silly Walks
"He may move slowly, but his walk is most definitely the silliest I've ever seen," said Judge J. Cleese.

I predict future lower back pain.

Pretzel company employee shows management his new product design.

"Oh no - my nose is beginning to itch"

OK, last step... "Raise hands slowly to touch your left "and" right heels"
"Raise hands slowly..."
Raise...
Hands...
Slowly...

After achieving the heelegs cross position Jerry had no idea how to get out of it?

Why oh why did I listen to Chubby Checker

Try as they may, no one could untangle Gordian's knot.

Even with no rope available, sailor Jack had no trouble demonstrating a "Clove Hitch".

"Doc, it hurts when I do this."

"Don't do that"

Gumby knew he made a mistake by not using the bathroom before he warmed up.

Little Johnny's mom warned him about popping his knuckles!

HI all,
This was one of the hardest I've ever had to judge. So many of the captions had both my wife and me in stitches. We had to narrow it down, and it was a near tie between Denis's one about Chubby Checker and CCBomber's "Doc, it hurts when I do this." "Don't do that."



In the end, after reading them for about the 5th time, I still burst out laughing over CCBomber's so congratulations to CCBomber for "Doc, it hurts when I do this." "Don't do that"!

Paul

Congratulations CCBomber

CCBomber

Congratulations to CCbomber on his 10th trophy!

I'm afraid I can't take credit for that old comedy line. Can't remember where I first heard it,
but I know now it's originally from a 1920's sketch called "Dr. Kronkheit and His Only Living Patient". So I accept the cup on behalf of the comedy duo who first created it, Smith and Dale. Thanks, DocPaul, I'm glad it made you laugh.

Reminded me of this oldie:

A woman told her doctor that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

She took her finger, pushed on her chin and screamed, then she pushed on her elbow and screamed, then she pushed her knee and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor did some checking, then announced:
"Your finger is broken."!!

I like it!

Congrats CC

Congratulations, CC!