I believe in one thing — that only a life lived for others is a life worth living.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. For a quiz, she gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first grade kids (6 or 7 year-olds)!* Strike while the ………insect is close.
* Never underestimate the power of…………ants.
* Don’t bite the hand that………………..looks dirty.
* Better to be safe than…………….punch a grade 7 boy.
* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
* It’s always darkest before…………DaylightSaving Time.
* You can lead a horse to water but………..how?
* No news is…………………………….impossible.
* A miss is as good as a………………….Mr.
* You can’t teach an old dog new…………..maths.
* Love all, trust………………………..me.
* The pen is mightier than the…………….pigs.
* An idle mind is…………………the best way to relax.
* Where there’s smoke there’s……………..pollution.
* Happy the bride who……………gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is……………………….not much.
* Two’s company, three’s…………………the Musketeers.
* Don’t put off till tomorrow what….you put on to go to bed.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……….you have to blow your nose.
* There are none so blind as………………Stevie Wonder.
* Children should be seen and not………….smacked or grounded.
* If at first you don’t succeed……………get new batteries.
* You get out of something only what you……see in the picture on the box.
* When the blind leadeth the blind……..get out of the way.
* And the favorite:* Better late than……………………….pregnant
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Here are some funny newspaper headlines:Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
William Kelly was fed secretary
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
Queen Mary having bottom scraped
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Page Topic: Funny Headlines
Panda mating fails – veterinarian takes over
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Child’s stool great for use in garden
Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
Organ festival ends in smashing climax
Eye drops off shelf
Squad helps dog bite victim
Dealers will hear car talk at noon
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
Miners refuse to work after death
Two Soviet ships collide – one dies
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
Never withhold herpes from loved one
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
Autos killing 110 a day, let’s resolve to do better
If strike isn’t settled quickly it may last a while
War dims hope for peace
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Child’s death ruins couple’s holiday
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years
Man is fatally slain
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands
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Good morning everyboomie.
This is an amazing day. It's actually 5 different days in one. It's Sunday March 19, it's today, the day after yesterday, the day before tomorrow, and it's next Sunday.
To me it's let's be as lazy as possible Sunday.
Saturday was a busy day for me. I made a trip to town early to visit Walmart, and then take the girls to the park.
I mowed the lawn, and used the gas powered, hand held, grass cutting device known as the weedeater.
I can also mark Baby's and Missy's baths off my to-do list. YES!
I even gave the bird a bath. She just loves them.
Then I took the dogs to the park again with Beau from across the street.
Then after a nap I did 3 sets of the 7 minute exercises.
That only took me about 60 minutes.
That's about it except for some eating and showering.
I hope your Sunday is a happy one.
joe
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Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana and everyone. Coffee and tea are ready.
Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Have an amazing Sip and Surf Sunday!
