Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
JIM ROHN
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Here are some funny restaurant signs:Our great food will never leave you!
Please leave a pet outside.
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink.
Please wail.
Big ([blip] sale today! Rush yourself here!
We serve people like you as good food!
The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
The name of a Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur.
Soon Go Fatt
Sign in a Taiwan cafeteria
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
A big poster advertising a restaurant in Japan:
Happy Your Pocket!
Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant:
“Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.”
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Funny lables and Food package bloopersDiet Water
Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring"
“This tea is really best for the person with fatty belly
From a Japanese breakfast pastry package:
Through years of experience,
Doutor Danish is produced from the finest
materials to create a happy time on tables.
On a pack of Japanese rice tea cakes:
Burning politely, one by one,
these cakes send deliciousness to you.
On a Japanese bread wrapper:
Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies:
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee:
Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
Expiration date: 2 years
On a bottle of Chinese medicine.
Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains,
and other diseases.
From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.
Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
On the packaging of Japanese candy:
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
From an eel pie box:
VSOP eel pies for a “midnight treat”….
Wrapped in the luxurious aroma of high class
brandy and the flavour of Macedonia, The King of Nuts-
-here is a top quality pie that reaches the height of
perfection in eel pies, a specialty from Lake Hamana
To join you in your dream-enriched world
On a package of dry tea biscuits:
A drink’s too wet without one.
On a pack of gum:
FLAVONO
Triple Combination Hi Tech chewing gum
On a sports drink bottle:
Pocari Sweat Refreshment water
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These are actual fortune cookie fortunes.Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas.
You have an unusual equipment
for success, use it properly.
Because of your melodic nature,
the moonlight never misses an appointment.
You will gain admiration from your pears.
You will receive a fortune cookie.
Never wear your best pants
when you go to fight for freedom.
A starship ride has been promised to you
by the galactic wizard.
You love Chinese food.
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Don’t behave with cold manners.
Typed like any other fortune cookie:
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Don’t forget you are always on our minds.
From the same people holding the prisoner?
What you left behind is more mellow than wine
(for a bathroom?)
There is no mistake so great
as that of being always right.
Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.
A tub and a rub will change your day.
THAT WASN’T CHICKEN.
Suppose you can get what you want.
If you’re happy and you know it, and you realy want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, eat a monkey.
“Its about time I got out of that cookie.”
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Good morning everyboomie.
It's FRIDAY! YAHOO!
Soon to be anyway.
Thursday wasn't a bad day here. I had to run to Texas to the vet again. Different appointment. I could have had them both yesterday, but one at 8:15, and then wait till 1:00, so I decided to go on two different days very early.
After I got done with that, and since I was up, I decided to drive out to the sod farm and dig around. It was cool early, but we went up over 80 degrees today, but it was also very windy, and so the heat wasn't all that bad.
I dug around till after 2:00, and found one nice full arrowhead.
Happy Happy!
I came back home, put everything up, fed the dogs, fed myself, got my shower, and then exercised.
That's my day in a nutshell.
Really it's a nut case.
Have a happy Friday everyone.
joe
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And another full day for you! 
Good Morning Joe, Ana and everyone. Joe congrats on finding a full arrowhead! Ana sounds like a nice day for you. Coffee and tea are ready. 
