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Monday #1105397
03/26/17 07:42 PM
03/26/17 07:42 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

MAURICE SWITZER

```````````````


These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by new English language students

Do you like this food?
I made it from scratching!

I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting to grow in me.

Do you like your coffee cremated?

Tomorrow I will go to a wine and cheese cutting party.

Every morning I have some toast
and a big glass of flute juice.

Did you have breakfast?
Yes. Now it is in my backpack.

My friends visited last night and
we served a nice pig dinner.

My favorite food is [blip] cakes.

My mother is usually already
cooked one or two hours before dinner.

A good lice cooker can keep your
lice warm and eatable for two days.

My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!

I think that if there is a beautiful waitress in one restaurant and a normal one in the second, and they both taste the same, most people will visit the first one.

Would you like a potato wedgie?

I usually worm up my food before I eat it.

My stomach is so crowded.
I ate ten or twenty Buffalo wigs.

Would you like some?
No thanks. I just ate some chickens.

It took twenty minutes for the waiter
to take my odor.

When my roommates ate my cook,
they pretended it was delicious.

Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
You have what?
Dirty toes. In my back pack.
Um, can you spell that?
Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you
Want to try one?
No thanks. I’m not so hungry
right now.


I am so eager to mate you!

Please execute me for being late.


Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?

I am sorry I am later.
It took me ten minutes to ignite my car.

Am I making P correctly?

Did you have an accident?
When I was skiing, a tree got in front of me
and hit me hard!

You look sad today.
Do you want to expose yourself to me?

You called at the perfect time.
I just walked into the door.

Thank you so much for tuting!

Please don’t shoot so many people in my country.
What?
Please don’t shoot people in my country very often.
Could you say it really slowly?
Police don’t shoot people in my country very often.

I’m sorry, but I couldn’t write my essay.
My roommate had a toothache this morning.
So you couldn’t write your essay?
Yes! She was swelling and decaying badly!

What did you do this weekend?
We went to a Karaoke bar.
Did you sing?
yes. I was shy but I strongly did it.
What did you sing?
You are the wind beneath my wigs.

``````````````````

Good morning everyboomie. wave


I'm sorry I have been advised by my quotist to keep my mouth shut. razz


Also, we have a big storm fixin' to hit here. Don't know how long it will last, but you never know what's going to get blown in these things. Maybe my transformer. rolleyes


My department manager from Lowe's will be out here in the morning to help me with that insulation in my attic, so that's one thing I know is going to get blown...........if I still have a roof that is. snicker

Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105399
03/26/17 07:51 PM
03/26/17 07:51 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a fast Monday everyone. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Monday [Re: Space Quest Fan] #1105401
03/26/17 07:57 PM
03/26/17 07:57 PM
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 48,229
near Yosemite
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near Yosemite
Stay safe, Joe! I see that Weather Underground has a tornado warning for Calera right now. We actually had a tornado warning *here* a few days ago! That blew my mind - I had never seen that in my weather forecast before! Fortunately that did not happen.

I hope everyone has a good day. wave

Re: Monday [Re: Marian] #1105405
03/26/17 08:08 PM
03/26/17 08:08 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
Marian I get alerts on my phone from the city. We're under a watch, but no tornados have been spotted. wink

I'm sure we'll be ok. yes

joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 03/26/17 09:11 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105408
03/26/17 08:24 PM
03/26/17 08:24 PM
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Posts: 48,229
near Yosemite
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near Yosemite
Good to know. yes

Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105410
03/26/17 08:40 PM
03/26/17 08:40 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
Speaking of tornados, remember a month ago when Peter and I went to Starved Rock and the tornado hit shortly after we left? Here is the aftermath photos I took on Friday. Naplate/Ottawa Illinois Tornado I shuddered when I think we were right there.

Stay safe Joe! Hope the storm digs up some points! My nephew in Ohio has sirens going off now.

SpaceQ, hope your Monday goes well! My nephew lives near you I think. Are your sirens going off too?

Marian, glad nothing came of it!

Have a great day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Monday [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1105413
03/26/17 09:08 PM
03/26/17 09:08 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
So far everything is going North, or South of us. Not even any rain. DRAT!!!! mad

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105419
03/26/17 10:15 PM
03/26/17 10:15 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
For anyone who is lamenting the high cost of housing where you live, the median price of a home in San Diego, Ca. is $593,000. Yep over half a million for the average home. They calculated that the average family would have to earn about $113,000 a year to qualify for a mortgage.

I'm soooo thankful I was offered the property I rented for 20 years at a price that wasn't nearly that scary. And it came with two rental houses all on the one huge lot. If I sold it now, just for the value of the land, I might be able to afford one of those 'median' priced homes. rotfl

I'm not planning to move any time soon, probably never given that most of my income is from my rentals. Who could pass up such a deal? I'm forever thankful to all that brought me to this happy place. joy


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Monday [Re: Sorta Blonde] #1105420
03/26/17 10:30 PM
03/26/17 10:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
It's all past us now. thumbsup


Good night everybody. wave2


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105438
03/27/17 04:50 AM
03/27/17 04:50 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
spring Good Morning Joe, Space, Marian, Ana,Sorta and everyone. Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a great Monday! spring


Gerry
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105448
03/27/17 07:48 AM
03/27/17 07:48 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Super Monday, It's going to be near 90 most of this week. No rain in the forecast, and wild fires a problem. It's to early for these temps. Danish, BB Pancakes, Grits, Eggs, and French Toast in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105457
03/27/17 08:44 AM
03/27/17 08:44 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers catrub

Sad weather conditions going on. Safe wishes to all who were involved.

Wishing everyone a safe and happy Monday! hearts


Gail
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105465
03/27/17 10:07 AM
03/27/17 10:07 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

I think today is going to be a quiet one for me. I'll get the dogs out this morning before the rain moves in this afternoon. And then, we shall see wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105487
03/27/17 03:17 PM
03/27/17 03:17 PM
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,029
the dusty desert
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the dusty desert
good afternoon , all ! wave

mild weather here today for a change - wishing it for those who need some.

busy week planned ,since i have to play catch -up again - just can't seem to

shake this sinus -respiratory thing altogether - geesh.

at least melodee is behaving , so i'm making some progress yes

have a wonderful day - back soonest !

wave2

Re: Monday [Re: niteowl07] #1105490
03/27/17 03:24 PM
03/27/17 03:24 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105493
03/27/17 04:13 PM
03/27/17 04:13 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Niteowl, hope you feel better soon.

Hi ya, Space, how was your day?

We had a nice walk, but it was hot! Now I'm waiting on the dryer guy.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday [Re: looney4labs] #1105499
03/27/17 06:33 PM
03/27/17 06:33 PM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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looney,

Let's just say one down four to go. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1105501
03/27/17 07:12 PM
03/27/17 07:12 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Well, Put your feet up and enjoy the evening!


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday [Re: looney4labs] #1105503
03/27/17 08:03 PM
03/27/17 08:03 PM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Advice taken. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
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