Henry Ford
Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right.
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While giving a bath to Neel, my 4-year-old son, I was applying shampoo to his hair and noticed how fast his hair was growing.
I mentioned this to him and told him he needed a haircut again.
Pondering over the problem, he came up with a solution and said, "Maybe we shouldn't water it so much."
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I was impressed by my nephew's vocabulary and said to him, "Joe, you are wonderful with words!"
Only five years old, my nephew responded, "I have words in my head I haven't even used yet."
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Announcing to my four year old son that his aunt just delivered a baby boy and it looked just like his uncle, he said, "You mean he has a mustache?"
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Little Tina (sobbing): Mommy, I will never learn how to spell.
Little Tina's mom: Why is that?
Little Tina: The class-teacher keeps changing the words.
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Jim and Clara had invited an old friend to their home for dinner.
When dessert was served to the guest, Clara apologized for not having any cheese to go with the apple pie.
Hearing this, their little son, Jack slipped down from his chair and disappeared, then returned in a minute with a small piece of cheese. He shyly placed on the guest’s plate.
“Thank you, young man,” said the guest as he popped the cheese in his mouth, “That must be the last piece you found. Where did you find it?”
Flushing with pride, little Jack answered, "Oh it was in the mousetrap."
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Class teacher: “Children, we going to have a lesson on the sun tomorrow. Everyone must attend.”
One small boy: “Miss, I can’t.”
Teacher: “Why is that?”
The little boy: “I am sure my mother will not allow me to go that far without her.”
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An English teacher said in class, "Students, can anyone of you give me a sentence with politics in it."
Suzie raised her hand and answered, "My Cat Poly swallowed a watch, and now, polytics."
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Little Bobby always wanted to own a Hercules bicycle, so when his dad bought him one, Bobby was overjoyed. He spent most of his summer vacations riding his brand new bike, ringing the bicycle's bell and waving at all the jealous kids in the neighborhood. One day, some bullies in the locality stopped him, then drew a circle in the dirt road and told him, "Stay inside this circle. If you step out, you will get the thrashing of your life."
Then they picked up some iron rods and started hitting his new Hercules bicycle with the rods. When they were finished busting the bicycle, they looked back at Little Bobby and saw him smiling. They hit the bicycle some more, and he was still smiling. They walked up to him and asked, "Why the grin on your face? Don't you realize we smashed your new bike!"
Bobby said, "I know, but you never noticed I stepped out of the circle 12 times."
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The Mathematics teacher, Mrs. Simpson, had a question for Little Bernie. She asked, "Tell me Bernie, if your Father's income was $ 100 and he gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?"
Little Bernie was quick to answer, "A heart attack!"
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Little Johnny: Tell me what made the banana go to the doctor?
Little Bobby: Did it have fever?
Little Johnny: No, it went cos it wasn’t peeling well!
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Danny had a very hard day at office and when he returned home his five-year-old pestered him to play games. Finally it was bed time and Danny was real tired.
Danny said sternly to the boy: “Son, no more games. You change into your PJs, brush your teeth and go to bed.”
The little boy gave him a tight hug and whispered: “Dad, today I learned about small kids in orphanages who don’t have their daddies.”
Danny was moved that the little kid appreciated having his father with him.
The little one again whispered: “Is it possible for you to go and be their dad?”
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On a pleasant evening, a small boy was playing in the backyard of his house with his mother’s broom. He pretended to be a witch flying on the broom. By the time he finished his play, it was quite dark.
Unable to locate the broom in its usual place, the boy’s mother asked the little one about it. The boy confessed that he had left it in the backyard. The mother asked him to fetch it immediately upon which the boy said it was quite dark in the backyard and he was scared to step out to get the broom.
The mother patted him kindly and said: “God is everywhere. He is out there too. So don’t be afraid and ask for his help.”
The boy went and opened the back door a crack and shouted: “God? My mother says you are out there. Can you please bring me my mother’s broom please.”
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Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to the old diner on this new day!
If this is Tuesday, I don't have much on my schedule. A garage and carport company is bringing a carport to me this morning to place in my driveway.
Now I have to decide where I'm going put my truck.
It's not a minute too soon. About 4 nights ago I had to borrow a carport from one of my neighbors.
The last storms were threatening to bring more hail, and in desperation I went down and introduced myself to the guy on the opposite corner of the block, and I asked him if I might use the unused portion of his double carport, and he graciously allowed me to do so......so I asked him if he also had some milk and eggs I could borrow, and if I could branch off a line from his cable.
He's a nice guy.
After my carport is set up, I'm supposed to go in to Lowe's for about 4 hours to start orientation.
I may call in sick..............just for fun.
I went to Lowe's yesterday morning to start that, but they didn't have me in the system yet, so I'm unable to log into the system. So I bought 10 more bags of mulch, and I went back home and started on the last leg of my 'garden' flower bed thing. I put the grass barrier down, and then the mulch, and then some new solar lights.
It looks awesome, if I do say so myself, and I usually do.
Then I mowed the yard, and it looks so good when the grass is well manicured and neat as a pin.....pen?
Then I took the dogs to the park, came back home and started doing some cleaning inside. You know, vacuuming, doing dishes, cleaning Pepper's penthouse, and so on......well....I won't go on. It'll only bore you more.
Have a happy Tuesday everybody.
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Good Morning Joe, Ana and all. Joe you sure had a busy day! Coffee and tea are ready. 
I've been saying "next year" for twenty years already. 
Oh my goodness Joe, your gardens are incredible! We need to move next door to you...your gardening might rub off 