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Happy Thump Day #1112314
05/31/17 10:36 PM
05/31/17 10:36 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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JOHN LENNON

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

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Ken, joking to his friend over a round of drinks, "Do you know why every woman needs a husband?"

Bud, "Why?"

Ken, "After all you can’t blame the government for every mistake."

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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?"
"I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "
I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed.

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50.

And your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would.

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday.

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!

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A Russian laborer was given a task to paint a white line right through the middle of the road. On the very first day he managed to paint three kilometers of the road. His employer was happy with him. The next day he could paint only three hundred meters. The boss thought the man was probably tired from the first day’s hard work and let it go. The third day he painted only thirty meters. Now the boss was anxious and demanded an explanation.

The Russian said: “It’s no mystery, boss. It’s getting quite tiresome to walk all the way back to the paint bucket.”

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My grandpa was an English professor, and he would often help students by writing little notes on their essays.

Grandpa used to work late, and his handwriting would deteriorate as the hours passed by.

One day, a student approached him after class with an essay that had been returned. "Mr. Asher," he said, "I can't make out this comment you wrote on my paper."

Grandpa took the paper and, after studying it, sheepishly replied, "It mentions that you should write more legibly."

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Dovey, the baby pigeon was nervous about flying long distance with its mother and grumbled, 'I don't think I can make it, it will be too tiring for me.'

Mama pigeon tried to pacify Dovey and said, 'You have nothing to worry about. I'll tie a piece of thread to one of your legs and the other end to mine.'

On hearing this, Dovey began to cry.

'Why are you crying baby?' asked the worried mother.

Dovey replied, 'Please Mom, I don't want to be pigeon towed.'

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Laura and Nancy were chatting at the coffee-shop.

Laura: "I had a toothache, so I went to the dentist this morning."

Nancy: "Does your tooth still hurt?"

Laura: "I have no idea - the dentist kept it."

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Four-year-old Joe loved candy almost as much as his mom Linda did. He, along with his Dad had given her a beautiful heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine's Day.

A few days later Joe was eyeing it, wishing to have a piece of it. As he reached out to touch one of the big pieces, his mom said to him, "If you touch it, then you have to eat it. Do you understand?"

"Oh, yes," he said, nodding his head. Suddenly his little hand patted the tops of all the pieces of candy. "Now I can eat them all."

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On many U.S. Navy ships the movie screen is suspended amid-ship so that it can be viewed from both sides. This procedure makes it available to larger crowds at popular movies, but usually the junior officers get a reverse image from "the wrong side of the screen."

One evening at dinnertime an enterprising young ensign passed the following word over the officer's IMC circuit: "The movie to be shown in the wardroom tonight for the senior officers is on the right side of the screen - The Right-Handed Gun, starring Paul Newman."

"For the junior officers on the wrong side of the screen - The Left-Handed Gun, starring Namwen Luap."

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Thumping good Thursday morning everyboomie. wave2


I'm fired up to get to bed again soon. I slept better last night, but I need another good nights sleep to catch up and get back on an even keel. zombie


I don't work tomorrow, and I plan to get up early and drive to the sod farm. happydance


It's going to be 86 degrees tomorrow afternoon, and I need to get an early start. yes


This time last year we had a real good flash flood that turned up some nice points at the creek, but no such luck this year, except for that one point I found last week, and I'm very happy to have it. hamster


Have a happy day everyone. wink


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112316
05/31/17 11:15 PM
05/31/17 11:15 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a terrific Thursday Joe and everyone. wave

I'm late for bed again, and it's going to be another early morning. I'm going to at least give myself an extra half an hour of sleep, since this is the job where I can play around with my hours somewhat. So 4:30 instead of 4:00. lol I don't want to sleep too much later, as tomorrow is going to be a long day. I had to pile up all my stores for this job in one day, as my other job gave me more hours on Friday. crazy

Okay, off to sleep, if Jupiter will let me transfer him from my lap to the bed. catrub Have a great Thursday, everyone. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112317
05/31/17 11:15 PM
05/31/17 11:15 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Good luck hunting tomorrow, Joe! Hope you get a good nights sleep!

I hope to be out of the corner quickly today and get outside myself!

venus, have a great day!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave

Last edited by BrownEyedTigre; 05/31/17 11:16 PM.

Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112335
06/01/17 07:11 AM
06/01/17 07:11 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Thump Day. Midge, Big Hugs hearts and BB Pancakes for your breakfast. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112341
06/01/17 08:29 AM
06/01/17 08:29 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers bunny

Joe, good luck at the sod farm.

Midgie, You'll be on my mind today. You are a strong woman and you'll get through this. Soon you'll be sitting with a cup of tea and all unpacked with a big smile on your face. hearts

Ana, easy corner day wishes. Weather finally nice here too .

Venus, hope your long day feels short.

Connie, enjoy whatever the day brings today.

Brother and SIL coming to visit today. Weather looking good here for a change. spring


Gail
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112352
06/01/17 11:01 AM
06/01/17 11:01 AM
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Alabama
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Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

It's a coffee kind of morning! Hubby and son at work. Boys, dogs, and I are hanging out. May go to the park later in between the rain drops.

luck Joe

Hope your jobs are quickly done, Venus

Ana, are you hiking?

Connie, I'm heading for the hash browns. Thanks

Gail, enjoy the family and the weather.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112356
06/01/17 11:56 AM
06/01/17 11:56 AM
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San Diego, CA
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I'm eating a 'new' find. Duncan Heinz, single serving, microwavable, cakes. Comes in a box of 4 packets. Add a few tablespoons of water, stir, micro for about a minute and eat. Awesome for a quick breakfast yummy. The Cinnamon Coffee Cake is by far my favorite, but comes in many flavors including Chocolate Brownie. Gonna get to Wally Mart and buy all I can before they are gone or the price goes up!


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112357
06/01/17 12:10 PM
06/01/17 12:10 PM
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Alabama
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Glad you are having a yummy breakfast.

I'm trying to decide what to make for dinner that is healthy, the boys will eat, and isn't too much work lol


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: looney4labs] #1112380
06/01/17 03:55 PM
06/01/17 03:55 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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looney,

Can I suggest chicken salad in a wheat pita? Easy (especially if you purchase the chicken salad) and delicious.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112387
06/01/17 05:02 PM
06/01/17 05:02 PM
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Alabama
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That does sound good, Space. We might have to go that way, especially since I have homemade bread fresh from yesterday..which I guess would make it day old bread lol


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112408
06/01/17 08:01 PM
06/01/17 08:01 PM
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Alabama
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Hey Ho everyone...I hope your day was a good one!

I'm off to feed dogs and then call it a night wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112434
06/01/17 10:45 PM
06/01/17 10:45 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1112435
06/01/17 10:47 PM
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Night all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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