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A few jokes. June 16 #1114149
06/16/17 02:47 AM
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-1.SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your ---e on t--- -e---- ---d.

-2.A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have ---e- Leif --- -- ------."

-3.Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom --e T---- ----ed.

-4.Church sign: How will you spend eternity, _ _ _ k _ _ _ or _ _ _ - _ _ _ k _ _ _.

-5.Kid joke: Mom: Little Joey, what are you doing in the house?
Isn't your baseball game today?

Little Joey: Yes, Mom, but when I rounded third base,
the c---- ---- -e -- -- ---e.

lol


Last edited by curly; 06/16/17 02:05 PM.

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Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114150
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3 The Tells bowled!


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Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114156
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Thanks flotsam.


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Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114158
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5. the coach told me to go home grin

Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114167
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Good one Joan.


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Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114173
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1. your name on this report card wave


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Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114176
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4. smoking or non-smoking. lol

Morning curly, hamster


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Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114192
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Thanks. Hi Gail.


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Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114202
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"taken Lief off my census" rotfl


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Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114205
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rotfl

Re: A few jokes. June 16 [Re: curly] #1114209
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Thanks. I agree, that is a funny one.


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