-1.SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your ---e on t--- -e---- ---d.
-2.A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have ---e- Leif --- -- ------."
-3.Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom --e T---- ----ed.
-4.Church sign: How will you spend eternity, _ _ _ k _ _ _ or _ _ _ - _ _ _ k _ _ _.
-5.Kid joke: Mom: Little Joey, what are you doing in the house?
Isn't your baseball game today?
Little Joey: Yes, Mom, but when I rounded third base,
the c---- ---- -e -- -- ---e.