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Silly riddles. June 27 #1115451
06/27/17 02:55 AM
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1.What did the outlaw give his wife for her birthday? A s----

-2.What do you get if you cross a telephone and a shirt? r--- a----- the c-----

-3.When is a thief neither left-handed nor right-handed? When he is u---------d.

-4.What kind of sweets do thieves steal? h-- c-------e

-5.Why did the horse go to the doctor? For h-- f----

-6.What is the difference between an outlaw and a church bell? One s----s from the people; the other p---s from the steeple.

-7.Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret? Because the bell always t----d.

-8.What is a poet's favorite soda pop? L---- and r----

-9.What did one candle say to the other candle? "G---- out t------?"

-10.How does the butcher speak? He t---s t----y.

crazy


Last edited by curly; 06/27/17 11:11 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115454
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6. Steals / peals - Hi Curly wave

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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115456
06/27/17 03:58 AM
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Hi Bernie, merci.


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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115457
06/27/17 04:16 AM
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Salut Remi


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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115460
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Morning curly! joy2


Gerry
Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115463
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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115464
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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115466
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Thanks. Hi Gerry. Bonjour Kevin.


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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115468
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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115475
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115481
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Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115487
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Hey Cue. Merci.


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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115488
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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115489
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9. Going out together?

Morning curly, smile


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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115504
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Hi Gail. Close enough, I have 'tonight'

Thanks Marian.


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Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115510
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Silly riddles. June 27 [Re: curly] #1115514
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Thanks mxm.


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