-1.What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By h--- mail
-2.What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
They fasten their s---- belts.
-3.What kind of ant can count? An a--------t.
4.What kind of tie does a pig wear? A p-----.
-5.What is an ant dictator? A t-----.
-6.Why does a lion kneel before it springs? Because it is p-----g.
-7.Why doesn't Sweden export cattle? Because they want to keep their S--------.
-8.Why is a shirt with 8 buttons so interesting? Because you f-------e.
-9.What man in the Bible was the busiest doctor?
Job, because he had the most p------e.
-10.Why did the lady hold her ears when she passed the chickens?
Because she didn't want to hear their f--- language.