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Happy Hump Day #1116552
07/04/17 10:29 PM
07/04/17 10:29 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Lou Holtz

Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

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After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.”

Here’s what Siri sent: “You need 
to get back to work now; you have 
a has-been to support.”

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My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?”

The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.”

The case was dismissed.

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A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:

Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza 
& Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread

Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this!

Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/

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The last time we changed from daylight saving time, a preacher friend posted, “For those who habitually show up 15 minutes late to church, allow me to remind you that tonight is the night you set your clock back 45 minutes.”

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My friend at the singles club was blithely chatting away, oblivious 
to the fact that her name tag had slipped down over her breast. I asked another friend if I should say something to her. “Like what?” she asked. “What she named the other one?”

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The food at the sandwich shop 
I frequent is good, but any deviation from the norm throws the staff. I once told a clerk that I wanted only half a sandwich. His reply: “What am I going to do with the other half?” A week later, when I told another clerk the same thing, she responded, “Do you want the top or the bottom?”

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My five-year-old, Matt, worked with a speech therapist on the ch sound, which came out k. The 
therapist asked him to say chicken. He responded with kitchen. They tried again and again, but it always came out kitchen. Undeterred, she pushed him for one more try. Matt sighed and said, “Why don’t we 
just call it a duck?”

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Funny Military Punishments (According to Reddit)

• We made a private sweep all the sunshine off the sidewalks. It took the poor guy all day.

• Our squad leader was yelling at a soldier when he abruptly stopped and said, “I’m done yelling at you. It doesn’t work.” He stormed off and returned carrying a small potted tree. “You will carry this tree with you wherever you go. If anyone asks you why you’re carrying this tree, you will say, ‘It’s to replace the oxygen I stole from everyone else.’”

• A recruit thought he was special because he was an Eagle Scout. The drill instructor picked up on this and took him into the woods and made him build a nest. Then he had him squat over it in order to keep his eggs warm.

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An ad for a hedge clipper that 
I had to read twice: “A built-in safety switch prevents accidental starting, and blades will stop when you take one hand off.”

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I sent a reminder to a client that it was time to visit the eye doctor. 
He called back to inform me that he would not be coming in because, as he put it, “I have a new obstetrician.”

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Another day of whiz-bang-pop, and then after dark it's BOOM! We had another storm last night. yes


I don't know how much rain there was, but the sod farm would have been better called the sog farm, as in soggy. It was muddy, and very slippery trying to get to the back of it where the pits are, and of course the pits had a lot of water in them. bravo


I had a good day though. I found 4 points, and several scraper-blades. bravo


The fireworks have my dogs on edge. In our neighborhood, the neighbors caddie-cornerd from me have about 8 kids, all adopted, but they are about the only ones in the hood that set off a lot of fireworks.


I remember year before last, I had to get up at 3:30am on the 6th for work, and went to bed at 7:30, and they were out there still popping the M80s till after 9 pm. smirk


We could have more thunder boomers tonight, but I'm not expecting much.


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116558
07/04/17 10:53 PM
07/04/17 10:53 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Congratulations on your find, Joe. woot Hope your dogs feel better once the fireworks are finished.

Well, my four day weekend was fun while it lasted. It's back to work and back to waking up at 4 am for me tomorrow. At least it's only a three day week, and I have a voice lesson on Friday. thumbsup

Have a great Wednesday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116559
07/04/17 10:56 PM
07/04/17 10:56 PM
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Congrats, Joe! Glad you had a successful day! We have fireworks going off in every direction. I finished my work in time for a sunset walk and I felt like I was on a battlefield with all the noise around me.

venus, glad its a short week for you. Did you enjoy your time off?

Have a great day all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116568
07/05/17 05:09 AM
07/05/17 05:09 AM
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Marlborough USA
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summer Good Morning Joe, venus, Ana and everyone. Nice find Joe! Venus did you get to play with your cats? Ana hope you are done in the corner! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a great day! summer


Gerry
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116573
07/05/17 07:39 AM
07/05/17 07:39 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers: dragon

Joe, glad the sod farm was successful.

Ana, enjoy the day today.

Venus, easy workday wishes.

Gerry, coffee please and thank you.

A walk with Nina this morning then a little shopping this afternoon. Wishing everyone a great day! car


Gail
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116574
07/05/17 07:58 AM
07/05/17 07:58 AM
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Hump Day. I'm having a friend over for lunch and Netflix. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116593
07/05/17 11:47 AM
07/05/17 11:47 AM
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Alabama
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Happy Hump Day ya'll puppy

It's hot hot hot! Hubby is back at work, son is still camping, dogs and I are hanging waiting for the cable folks. We've had a bad connection for a couple of days, and this morning it went out. I called and they are sending someone today.

Joe, they were popping here til nearly midnight.

Venus, did you get your practice in yesterday?

Ana, glad you are "free" now for a bit.

Gerry, did you have a good 4th?

Gail, hope the shoppity shopping is fun

Connie, are you watching The 100 again?

Time to feed the dogs...





Last edited by looney4labs; 07/05/17 11:49 AM.

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116596
07/05/17 12:15 PM
07/05/17 12:15 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Finally the 4th is over. Hooray. Last night we had a break from the wandering hubby crew and they haven't returned from camping yet so the illegal fireworks up the street and in our intersection were a no go. I was thrilled. However, we did have some in 4 or 5 different places just houses away. AND then the nice lady who has a yard sale every month (even though our town allows only 2 a year) managed to once again, set of a slew of roman candles and rockets, most of which were aimed directly across the street, not at the sky. How nice of them.

The display at the country club from my porch was once again awesome, but they must have had a 'new' guy since the bursts were sometimes with long periods of nothing happening. We really didn't even see a major 'finale' this time. I'm wondering if something went wrong. Still...was a good show.

Someone not far (probably 2 doors away) shot off a handgun. Scary!

This morning, found one of those silver metal compressed air or whatever bottles in front of my house. Dunno what it was used for or if it's still 'live'. I'm having my neighbor look at it and tell me how to dispose of it. Scary.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: Sorta Blonde] #1116597
07/05/17 01:25 PM
07/05/17 01:25 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hello everybody. wave2

Happy July 4th aftermath. woot

We have alien space craft debre everywhere. eek

It must have been the more storms I was talking about in the openers. They rolled through early this morning at about 4:00, and were still going when I got up at 5:30. rolleyes

The dogs wouldn't let me sleep. puppy

We got about 3 inches more rain. There is water everywhere, and the creeks are flooding. If I ever get a chance to go back to hunt the creek, there's a really good chance of finding something. bravo

This morning I took the dogs to the park, and then made 2 stops for groceries. The rest of the day is up in the air. duh

I hope everyone here is having a great day. yes


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116620
07/05/17 04:14 PM
07/05/17 04:14 PM
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Good afternoon everyone. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116625
07/05/17 04:38 PM
07/05/17 04:38 PM
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Joe, I hope you get to go check out the flood aftermath soon.

Space, welcome home. How was the day?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116653
07/05/17 09:21 PM
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Happy Hump Day everybody laugh

It was back to work today...which is good because it keeps me out of wife's hair lol

I hope everyone had a great day yes

Little Soot ended up spending the night in bed with me last night with all the fireworks going off...we survived tired

Wishing you all a wonderful evening!

Sleep good!

sleep


Dan
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Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116658
07/05/17 09:41 PM
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Soot kissy

Time for bed. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116661
07/05/17 10:16 PM
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Nighty night all....


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Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1116665
07/05/17 10:49 PM
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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