-1.What did one lifesaver say to the other lifesaver?
"You were m--- for me."
-2.What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?
"Don't go away, I'll be b--- in an h---."
-3.What was the Roy Rodgers' favorite subject in school?
T------------y.
-4.What did the father tree say to his son?
"You're a c--- off the old b----."
-5.What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
"Haven't you ever seen a c---- s----?"
6.What are witches' favorite desserts?
Ice c---- c----s.
-7.How are cities dressed?
With o-------s.
8.What did one broom say to the other broom?
"Have you h---- the latest d---?"
-9.Why did the silly man jump up and down?
He took his medicine and forgot to s---- the bottle.
-10.What do you get when you tear a scarf in two?
A b-----a s----.