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Monday #1117929
07/16/17 09:23 PM
07/16/17 09:23 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Mother Teresa

Don’t look for big things, just do small things with great love.

`````````

We were marching to the chow hall when we spotted a pathetic-
looking recruit standing at attention by a mailbox, a whole book of stamps plastered to his forehead. When our drill instructor demanded an explanation, the man bellowed, “This recruit has proved himself worthless and weak and is being mailed home to his mother!”

`````````````

My mother was standing on 
the bus when she noticed that a 
man holding on to the same pole 
was staring at her. Finally, he said, “Excuse me. This is my stop.”

“Well,” she said, “go ahead.”

“This is my pole,” he said.

My mother was confused until he added, “I just bought it at a store to hold up my shower curtain.”

````````````

I think I’ve finally decoded the 
language of sale-a-day websites:

Statement jewelry = large and ugly

Lots of personality = odd and ugly

Cutting-edge = disturbing and ugly

``````````

A headline in my local newspaper: “Appleton Airport May Soon Be Known as Appleton Airport.”

`````````

When I stepped on the scale at 
my doctor’s office, I was surprised 
to see that I weighed 144 pounds.

“Why don’t you just take off 
that last four?” I joked to the nurse’s 
aide as she made a notation on 
my chart.

A few moments later, my doctor came in and flipped through the chart.

“I see you’ve lost weight,” he said. “You’re down to 14 pounds.”

`````````

I was alone in an elevator when a girl stepped in with a phone pressed to her ear. “I have to go,” she told the person on the other end. “There’s 
a cute guy standing here.” Before 
I could react, she turned to me and said, “Sorry for lying. I just wanted to end that conversation.”

``````````````


There is No Such Thing as a Dumb Question, Except for These:


• I work in IT. A customer asked 
me if a string of numbers I’d read off was upper- or lowercase.

• Someone once asked, “Is this the museum?” I work at a pool.

• A few of the things customers 
have asked for at our art-supply 
store include disco balls, trees, and crucifixion wood.

• I’m a butcher. A woman asked 
if she could sleep in our freezer to test out a heavy-duty sleeping bag before a trip to the Himalayas.

`````````

A mother complained to my wife, 
a schoolteacher, that other students were stealing her daughter’s pencils.

“It’s not the money—it’s the 
principle,” she insisted. “My husband took those pencils from work.”

`````````

My client buys many rental properties, not always with the 
enthusiastic support of his wife. Recently, I was showing him a home when his wife called. I could hear her ask what he was doing. “The real estate agent and I are having an affair,” he answered.

“Oh, thank God,” she said. “I thought she was selling you another house.”

```````````

Heard over the plant’s paging 
system: “Will John Porter please 
return to where you were before you went where you are.”

````````````

Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store.

Clerk: What do you do for a living?

Man: I’m a tree trimmer.

Clerk: What do you do after Christmas?

``````````````

Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Are you ready to unwrap a new week?


I do enjoy my relaxing weekends. lol


I went out to the sod farm this morning, and the first thing I noticed was that he had started taking sod from the back left corner where most of the artifacts are. bravo


Chomping at the bit, I jumped out and started looking. I found my first point not 2 minutes out of the gate. hamster


Then after walking almost all of the field area, I found another half point. Then I moved back to the dig site, and between then and 12:00 I found 2 more points, and another half point. It's always nice to come back with some more points to add to my case. woot


The heat and humidity were a killer though. slapforehead


I'm hoping he'll take the sod from the rest of that back corner soon. I'll drive back out there in a week to check. happydance


Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 07/16/17 09:27 PM.

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Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117931
07/16/17 09:57 PM
07/16/17 09:57 PM
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Joe...you just need to have him give you a call when it's best for you to come out yes

Have a wonderful day everyone wave2


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Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117937
07/16/17 10:52 PM
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Congrats, Joe! Must be so exciting to have a successful trip!

soot, have a great day too!

Have a happy Monday everyone!

Ana wave


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Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117945
07/17/17 12:40 AM
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Congratulations, Joe. bravo

Have a terrific day, soot.

Happy Monday to you as well, Ana.

@Space Quest, I just caught up with the latest Orphan Black episode. It was so much fun; Krystal is fantastic. praise

It's late Sunday night, and I'm off to sleep soon. It seems I'm still getting over whatever I had on Friday, and I had thought I was completely over it yesterday. Oh, well, at least I have another day off to rest. yes I think an easy gaming day is in order. smile

Have a great Monday, everyone. summer

Last edited by venus; 07/17/17 12:41 AM.

Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117952
07/17/17 04:47 AM
07/17/17 04:47 AM
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summer Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana, venus and everyone. Glad you found some points Joe! Soot see you in the Garden! Did James tire you out Ana? Venus hope you feel better. Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a great Monday! summer


Gerry
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117962
07/17/17 07:21 AM
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Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Monday. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117966
07/17/17 07:41 AM
07/17/17 07:41 AM
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Morning Boomers kitty

Joe, yay! Glad your sod trip was successful.

Ana, enjoy the day.

Venus, have a fun time gaming today.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Soot, enjoy whatever the day brings.

Connie, Danish sounds good today.

Wishing everyone a wonderful day! lab


Gail
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117975
07/17/17 09:19 AM
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wave2 Good morning Everyone freezing here down under hope it's a better where you all are..

P.S I'll send you Joe some cool weather over if you want.. penguin

Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117991
07/17/17 12:40 PM
07/17/17 12:40 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Finally got my hair cut! I let it go way too long. Was the first one at the door when the place opened and happily was greeted by an old 'friend'. She's the manager and has been there forever and knows me by name, because, her daughter was in my class when I was teaching way back when. Nice gal. Does a fast, perfect cut. In and out in about 15 minutes. Hair will be manageable again. Whew!


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117993
07/17/17 01:22 PM
07/17/17 01:22 PM
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Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

I'm heading out to the vet in a few minutes for a "lastertastermazer" for Keoki, as Big Soot would say. It's really a K-laser, but the game Space Munchkins lets you stack all your laser type weapons (and we've been playing with the boys), so we have new names for Keoki's treatments.

Boys are here. Mom is supposed to pick them up before I leave for the vet. Course, she was supposed to pick them up last night, and then this morning before son left for work, so.................

Hubby is "on the road again."

I've been taking care of business this morning. My phone has been cutting folks off, so had to call about that. Cable has been pixelating, so another call. Yada yada yada....Also working on retraining Lil Soot to his kennel. He went from a dog you had trouble getting out of his kennel to one that will not go in, or even on the same side of the room as the kennel, overnight. I have no idea why, but figure I can train him the same way we did initially. So weird! Cooked a week's worth of chicken for Keoki, did dishes, running laundry, etc. Been a busy morning.

Tainted, I'll take all the cool weather you can send, please.

wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1117997
07/17/17 01:46 PM
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L4L, dogs really keep us on our toes, don't they? Shadow hasn't stepped off the deck in two weeks and will only go potty if I walk him. Now that I have a new pup houseguest for a bit , he will go in the yard again. lol Hope the boys get picked up so you can carry on with your day.

Sorta, I tend to cut my hair every 9 months or so. I wait till it drives me nuts too!

Tainted, sending warm thoughts!

Gail, hope today is a good day!

Connie, anything fun planned?

Gerry, James, doesn't tire me out physically, but mentally he does. It's the constant chatter that takes its toll. I am an introvert and require alone, quiet time to recharge. lol

Venus, enjoy your gaming day. Hope you feel better.

Ana wave


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Re: Monday [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1118006
07/17/17 03:54 PM
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1118029
07/17/17 06:35 PM
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Boys were picked up about 15 minutes before I had to go. puppy

Got to the vet and back. Did some cleaning. Finally time to sit for a bit. Whew, busy day.

Ana, the boys tire me mentally too. I need that alone time.

Welcome home, Space wavegirl


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Re: Monday [Re: looney4labs] #1118034
07/17/17 07:39 PM
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thanks looney. smile


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Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1118043
07/17/17 08:58 PM
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thanks Ana happydance

Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1118054
07/17/17 10:06 PM
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SpaceQ, how was your Monday?

L4L, glad they were picked up in time.

Tainted, wave

Nighty night all...


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Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1118058
07/17/17 10:27 PM
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Just checking in to say good night all. Busy day here. I worked the evening shift. Tomorrow I work both shifts. Can't wait til Wednesday..... my only day off. I hope I can meet with my friend after her shift ends. rah yay

See you tomorrow.

Midgie hearts wavegirl


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Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1118060
07/17/17 10:28 PM
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Off to bed. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1118062
07/17/17 10:35 PM
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1] #1118076
07/17/17 11:15 PM
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Good night Venus L4L Midge and Ana ... I am gonna hit the sack too.

Arrived in New Mexico this afternoon on business ... Will stay until thursday when it'll be time to head North and meet my new grandson!

l'll see you all tomorrow

sleep


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