Some of these are pretty corny!
-1.What were the picture's last words?
"First they f---- me, then they h--- me."
-2.Why did the outlaw brush his teeth with gunpowder?
So he could s---- his m---- off.
-3.Why did the cowboy put a whistle in his ten-gallon hat?
So he could b--- his t--.
-4.What is the difference between a comedian and a gossip?
A comedian has a sense of h----; a gossip has a sense of r----.
5.Why did the fish go to the doctor?
It had a h-----k.
-6.What letter is like a vegetable?
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-7.Why did the outlaw shoot the clock?
He was just k------ time.
-8.What do you get if you cross a Hawaiian dancer and an Indian brave?
A h--- w---p
-9.Why did the silly man buy a thousand pickles?
He got a g--- d---.
-10.What cattle follow you wherever you go?
Y--- c----s.
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