-1. What do you call a tailor who squeals on people?
A sp--- pigeon.
-2.What is a ghost's favorite rock?
A t-------e.
-3.Why are four-legged animals such poor dancers?
Because they have two l--- f---.
-4.What is the difference between a tailor and a salesman?
A tailor deals in c-----s and a salesman c----s deals.
-5.What do dancers get when they eat too much?
B----- a---s
-6.Where do the best bakers live?
On the y---t coast.
-7.What key do cattle sing in?
B--- f---
-8.What is the last thing a trapeze flyer wants to be?
The f--- g--.
-9.What do cows give after an earthquake?
M--- s----s.
-10.How does a fireplace feel?
G----.
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