-1.Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmer milks them ---.
-2.What do you get if you cross a banana and a comedian?
P---s of laughter.
3.What cat lives in the ocean?
An o-----s.
-4.Why is it better to own a cow than a bull?
Because a cow gives milk, but a bull always c-----s.
-5.What do you get if you cross a germ and a comedian?
S--- j---s.
-6.What movie would you have if cattle fought each other?
S---- w--s.
-7.What did Barbie, being the play's director, do when the actor playing Chicken Little forgot his lines?
Barbie c--- the chicken.
-8.How do roofers march in a parade?
In s-----e f---.
-9.What does a tuba call his father?
O--- p---.
-10.Why did the comedian have to give up his job?
He kept having j--- p---s.
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