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Happy Thump Day #1119695
08/02/17 10:16 PM
08/02/17 10:16 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
Ann Landers

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
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I was already a nervous wreck about my upcoming surgery. It didn’t help matters when the admitting nurse asked me, “Have you had a hysterectomy before?”
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Watching a movie recently, I couldn’t hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women in front of me. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder. “Excuse me,” I said. “I can’t hear.”
“I should hope not,” she answered. “This is a private conversation.”
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My husband decided to install a light switch in our master bedroom. Cutting into the wall, he discovered a stash of bottles and boxes.
“Honey!” he called excitedly. “Come see what I found!”
I ran in and quickly realized that his next task would be to fix the hole he had made in the back of our medicine cabinet.
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The minute I walked into the post office, the postmaster noticed the new earrings my husband had given me.
“Those must be real diamonds,” she said.
“Yes,” I said. “How could you tell?”
“Because,” she said, “no one buys fake diamonds that small.”
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When a woman in my office recently became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest,” she said.
“How long have you been married?” I asked.
“Ten years,” she replied.
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“What is that sound?” a woman visiting our nature center asked.
“It’s the frogs trilling for a mate,” Patti, the naturalist, explained. “We have a pair in the science room. But they’ve been together for so long, they no longer sing to each other.”
The woman nodded sympathetically. “The trill is gone.”
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True Stories From Comic History

1940s
“Once in Virginia,” said a speaker who had received an introduction that promised more than he felt he could deliver, “I passed a small church displaying a large sign.
It read ‘Annual Strawberry Festival’ and, below in small letters, ‘On account of the Depression, prunes will be served.'”
–Boston Transcript
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1950s
The best advice I ever received came to me from my ensign when I was a Wave at boot camp. She told me, “To stay out of trouble, say ‘Yes, sir’ all day and ‘No, sir’ all night.”
–Anonymous
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1960s
A friend and I were hitchhiking, but no one would stop. “Maybe it’s our long hair,” I joked. With that, my friend scrawled on a piece of cardboard: “Going to the barber’s.” Within seconds we had our ride.
–Raymond Butkus
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1970s
A male friend of mine, an engineer at an aircraft company, works for a woman supervisor. An active member of women’s lib groups, she often shows up at work wearing buttons featuring feminist slogans. One day, her latest button, “Adam was a rough draft,” proved too much for my friend. The next day, he showed up at work sporting his own button: “Eve was no prime rib.”
–Phyllis Reely
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1980s
While I was shopping in a pharmacy, a couple of teenagers came in. They were dressed in leather, chains, and safety pins. The boy had blue and purple spiked hair and the girl’s hair was bright yellow. Suddenly the boy picked up a pair of sunglasses and tried them on. “What do you think?” he asked his girlfriend.
“Take them off!” she howled. “They make you look ridiculous.”
–Audrey Kelly
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1990s
My brother Jim was hired by a government agency and assigned to a small office cubicle in a large area. At the end of his first day, he realized he had no idea how to get out. He wandered around, lost in the maze of cubicles and corridors. Just as panic began to set in, he came upon another employee in a cubicle. “How do you get out of here?” Jim asked.
The fellow smiled and said, “No cheese for you.”
–Christine Probasco
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2000s
I am five feet three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds.”
“Sweetheart,” my mother gently chided, “this is not the Internet.”
–M.M.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


As Gordon Lightfoot put it, "If you could read my mind, what a tale my thoughts would tell."


Actually today wasn't bad. We were cloudy and cool all morning. bravo


Then it got hot. blech


It was wet this morning, so I didn't mess with getting mower gas, or doing any mowing, so you know what's on my plate for Thursday. razz


Tonight is going down to 68, and tomorrow's only 91 for a high, so it shouldn't be too bad in the morning.


Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1119697
08/02/17 10:26 PM
08/02/17 10:26 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hope it's not too hot in the morning for you, Joe.

It's Wednesday night here, and I'm off to sleep. I have another 4 am wake up tomorrow. I asked Jupiter to be my alarm clock, but he refused. lol He has the right idea; he's just going to keep sleeping. grin

Have a great Thursday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1119702
08/02/17 10:54 PM
08/02/17 10:54 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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We hit 90 yesterday and Fri will be high in the 60's. The last two summers are not as hot as in the past.

Have a happy day Joe, venus and all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1119706
08/03/17 12:42 AM
08/03/17 12:42 AM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Have a good day Joe Ana Venus and gang

Connie and Gerry ... Coffee and Danish to go please

wave2


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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1119723
08/03/17 04:53 AM
08/03/17 04:53 AM
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Marlborough USA
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summer Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus, soot and everyone. Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a great day! summer


Gerry
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1119729
08/03/17 06:54 AM
08/03/17 06:54 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Thump Day. Ana, I will take some of your cooler air please. Going to Olive Garden for dinner with friends. Danish, Grits, Hash Browns BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1119735
08/03/17 07:57 AM
08/03/17 07:57 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers puppy

Joe, hope it will be somewhat cooler for you today.

Ana, enjoy a great day!

Venus, too early to get up.

Gerry, I'm in need of coffee today.

Connie, enjoy Olive Garden. Good food!

Soot, have a wonderful day!

A great day is wished to All. car


Gail
Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1119753
08/03/17 11:15 AM
08/03/17 11:15 AM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

Hot hot hot, but at least a little bit quiet...son and boys left last night for the services in NE. They should get in tonight sometime....long way!

Any Doc Martin fans here? I was up way too late watching "one more episode."

Will head out to Bible Study later. wavegirl


Edit: A little cleaning done...almost shower time. Anyone hear from Space Quest?

Edit 2: Ok, time has come. Off to bed. Sweet dreams all sleep

Last edited by looney4labs; 08/03/17 09:59 PM.

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