-1.What kind of lock is on a hippie's door?
A p------.
-2.How do you make meatloaf?
Send a cow on v------n.
-3.What song does a violinist sing to his violin?
I've got you under my ----.
-4.Why does the shoe work seven days a week?
It's the s--- support of the family.
5.What fish is a bargain?
A s------h.
-6.When was beef at its highest?
When the --- ------ over the ----.
-7.Why do people laugh at jokes about mountains?
Because they are h--------s.
-8.Where do cows go for entertainment?
At the m-----s.
-9.What reaction do you get when you tell stomach jokes?
B---- l----s.
-10.Why was the locksmith so nervous?
He got all k---- up.
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