-1.What government agency searches for lost ministers?
The Bureau of Missing P-----s.
-2.Where do they put crying children?
In a b--- park.
-3.What has six legs, but walks with only four?
A h---- and r----.
-4.What did the duck say when it fell in love with a parrot?
"Q------ wants a p----."
-5.What did the tree say to the woodchopper?
"L--- me alone."
6.What did one tree say to the other tree?
"I p--- f-- y--."
7.Where do birds put their nests for safekeeping?
In a b----- b---.
-8.What kind of horses frighten ranchers?
n--------s.
-9.Why was the weeping willow punished?
For c----- out l---.
-10.Why are horses always poorly dressed?
Because they wear s----, but no s----.
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