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Riddles. Sept.8 #1124155
09/08/17 02:59 AM
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-1.How are prisoners like astronauts?
Both are interested in o---- s----.

2.Where did money get it's start?
On Noah's ark. The duck had a b---, the lamb had four q-------, the frog had a g--------, and the skunk had a s----.

-3.Why do prisoners eat a lot of sweets?
They are hoping to b---- o--.

-4.What did Noah do for the people who couldn't get into the ark?
He gave them a r--- c----.

-5.Why did the kid avoid the cemetery?
He wouldn't be c----- d--- there.

-6.What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It r----- a s----.

-7.What is the first thing an elephant does at the airport?
C---- his t----.

-8.How many different gnus are there?
Two, g--- gnus and b-- gnus.

-9.Why did the Sheriff arrest the cook?
Because he was b------ the eggs and w------- the cream.

-10.How does a physicist exercise?
By p------ i--.

lol


Last edited by curly; 09/08/17 02:25 PM.

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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124157
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1. Outer space lol Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

Bernie monky

Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124158
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Hi Bernie, you also.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124161
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3. Break out!
Good morning to you curly dragon


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4. rain check lol

Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124169
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Good ones Ladies. Hi Gerry.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124172
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10. pumping ion kissy

Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124175
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124177
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6. raises a stink wave


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124181
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Good one mxm.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124182
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8 - good gnus ,bad gnus wave

Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124183
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7 - check his trunk


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124187
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Merci.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124195
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5. caught dead wave

Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124196
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Merci Marian.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124204
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9. Beating the eggs and Whipping the cream?


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124218
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Thanks Mrs. N.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124228
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2. Bill, quarters, greenback and (s)cent smile

Have a good weekend, Remi


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Riddles. Sept.8 [Re: curly] #1124235
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You also Kevin. Good answer.


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