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Riddles. Sept.13 #1124726
09/13/17 02:27 AM
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-1.How does a boat show affection?
It h--- the s----.

-2.Do rabbits use combs?
No, they use h--- b-----s.

-3.Why was the photographer arrested?
Because he s--- his customers then he b--- them up.

-4.What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
H--- s----.

-5.Why was the fisherman arrested?
For p------ a r--.

-6.What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
Finding h--- a worm.

7.What did the burglar get for robbing the rubber band factory?
A l--- s------.

-8.What is the difference between an exhausted runner and a burned out veterinarian?
One is d-- t---- and the other is t---- of d---.

-9.What kind of electricity do they have in Washington?
- -
-10.When did the fly fly?
When the s----- s---- her.

lol

Last edited by curly; 09/14/17 02:53 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124727
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1. hugs the shore wave

Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124731
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Hi Marian, bonne réponse.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124732
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2. Hare brushes - Hi Curly wave

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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124736
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4." Hare" Spray
Morning curly! lol wave


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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124738
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10. spider spied wave

Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124739
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Morning and merci.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124740
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3. he shot his customers, then blew them up. grin

Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124741
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Morning curly, kissy


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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124745
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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124747
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Morning, thanks.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124778
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5 - pulling a rod ? wave

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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124789
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9. Direct Current lol


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124793
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Good ones. Close enough niteowl, I have 'packing'


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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124817
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7. A long stretch lol

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but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

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Re: Riddles. Sept.13 [Re: curly] #1124877
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Thanks Mary.


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