-1.Why did the silly man always tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake up the s------- p---s.
-2.Why did the outlaw try to hold up the river?
He heard it had t-- b---s.
-3.Who was the meanest goat in the Old West?
B---- the k--.
-4.What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A b------l t---.
-5.What happens when you cross a lion and a goat?
You have to get a n-- g---.
-6.What is a caveman's favorite lunch?
A c--- s-------.
7.What do you call pigs who write letters to each other?
P-- p---.
-8.How were the hamburgers taken to the police station?
In a p---- w----.
-9.What happens to a thief if he falls into a cement mixer?
He becomes a h------- c-------.
-10.What is the easiest way to keep milk from turning sour?
L---- it in the ---.
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