-1.Why did the spy spray his room with DDT?
He thought it was b----d.
-2.What did the cannibal eat when he went on a diet?
Only t--- p-----.
-3.Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his t---- c------.
-4.What was Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
H--- and s---.
-5.What's the difference between ammonia and pneumonia?
One comes in b-----s, the other in c----s.
-6.When prices are going up, what remains stationary?
W-----g p---- and e-------s.
-7.What kind of illumination did Noah use on the ark?
F---------s.
8.Why doesn't Sweden export cattle?
Because they want to keep their S--------. capital
-9.Why did the trombone player go broke?
He let t----s s----.
-10.When is the moon heaviest?
When it's ----.
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