1.What did the outlaw give his wife for her birthday?
A s----. Think fur!
-2.Why did the window pane blush?
It saw the w------ s----.
-3.What happened when the painter threw his pictures at the cardiologist?
He had an a-- a-----.
-4.What do you get if you cross a telephone and a shirt?
R--- around the c-----.
-5.When is a thief neither left-handed nor right-handed?
When he is u---------d.
-6.What do rich turtles wear?
P----- n----d sweaters.
-7.Can any birds devour fish?
Yes, the p------.
8.What fly has laryngitis?
A h----- f--.
9.What kind of sweets do thieves steal?
H-- c--------.
10.Why did the horse go to the doctor?
For h-- f----.
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