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Saturdiner #1127397
10/06/17 08:44 PM
10/06/17 08:44 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Sonic Boomer

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Calera, Oklahoma
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
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Meeting Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Monotone voices burbling on and on like a creek for hours on end, forcing you to look for the nearest sharp object or length of wire to end it all. Here's a way to change all of that...

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5"x5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

synergy

strategic fit

core competencies

best practice

bottom line

revisit

take that off-line

24/7

out of the loop

benchmark

value-added

proactive

win-win

think outside the box

fast track

result-driven

empower

knowledge base

solution

touch base

mindset

client focus

paradigm

game plan

leverage


3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHOT!"


Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshot Bingo" players:

"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Jack W., Boston

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David D., Florida

"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Bill R., New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHOT!' for the third time in two hours." - Kathleen L., Atlanta
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Men And Dogs

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.



HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.



HOW MEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS

Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
Men are a little bit more subtle.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
And the number one reason dogs fall short...
It's fun to dry off a wet man !!!!!!!! (If you're a woman that is !!!)
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Good morning everyboomie. yay


Welcome to the weekend! penguin


Hey soot, I enjoyed the game, but I was kinda pulling for Tampa. I didn't think they would win, but the sure made a run at it didn't they? yes


I'm watching Kill Bill V1 right now. Love that movie. taz


Later on I'm going to try out my own acting skills with the staring role in Rip Van Winkle. sleep


Ana I hope you sleep better tonight. hearts


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127406
10/06/17 11:29 PM
10/06/17 11:29 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Joe, break a leg in your role as Rip Van Winkle! But not by falling out of bed! lol

Nighty night all! It's James's birthday today. I can't believe he's 3! Time flies.

Have a happy day, all!

Ana wave


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127414
10/07/17 02:38 AM
10/07/17 02:38 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hope you enjoyed your movie, Joe.

birthday to James, Ana!

It's very late Friday night here, and I'm off to sleep. I had two really good practices in a row the past couple of days, so hopefully they will translate well into my voice lesson tomorrow. smile

Have a terrific Saturday, everyone. fall


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127419
10/07/17 04:35 AM
10/07/17 04:35 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Sonic Boomer
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Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and all. Joe enjoy your day! Ana have fun with James at the party! It is hard to believe he is 3 already! Venus how nice you are doing well with the voice practice. I'm sure your lesson will be good today! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a relaxing day! fall


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127426
10/07/17 07:30 AM
10/07/17 07:30 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers fall

Joe, hope you slept well last night. tired

Ana, wow! Happy birthday to James. Have fun. hamster

Venus, enjoy the day today. thumbsup

Gerry, thanks for the coffee. praise

Wishing everyone a wonderful day! monky


Gail
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127430
10/07/17 08:21 AM
10/07/17 08:21 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Saturday. birthdayJames. I'm going to an OctoberFest this evening. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. fall


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127459
10/07/17 11:42 AM
10/07/17 11:42 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

I have a busy day planned...bread baking, smoothie making, dog washing, and vacuuming, followed by extensive collapsing! I hope you all have a great one!


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127481
10/07/17 04:05 PM
10/07/17 04:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,659
Alabama
soot Online content
Puzzled Moderator
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,659
Alabama
joy WEEKEND!!

Hey Ho everyone

Back home from chores and taking a quick break from projects to come down, get a cup of tea, a Danish and say hello laugh

Oh my Joe, but yes they did...I was wondering if the Pat's could hold on shocked

Sure hope your Rip Van Winkle appearance last night worked out

Happy Birthday James ... have fun with Grandma!!!

Are we going to see you on stage in the future Venus?

Connie and Gerry, thanks for the spread

Hey Gail...any plans for the weekend?

So my day started busy and will end busy...but that's OK as it's the WEEKEND!!!

L4L hearts

Have a super Saturday everyone!

wave2


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127490
10/07/17 05:14 PM
10/07/17 05:14 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Woohoo, I've almost reached the extensive collapsing stage...just waiting for the bread to rise a teensy bit higher, then 30 minutes in the oven, and bam, down I go wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1127512
10/07/17 11:29 PM
10/07/17 11:29 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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Posts: 83,268
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NIghty night all...


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