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#1127965 - 10/11/17 08:53 PM Thump Day
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 31918
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Thomas Sowell
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from throughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"
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Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

"I outlived those witches."
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Giraffe and bunny meet up in the forest. Giraffe, in his usual arrogant way starts up a conversation.
"So, bunny, do you know how great it is to have such a long neck?" he asks, a faint tone of smugness in his voice.
"I'm sure I don't," replies bunny, obviously not really that interested.
"Well, to begin with, when I'm hungry and I chew my beautiful leaves, how can I describe the sensation of the leaves going down my throat....they go down and down and down....it's one hour of sheer pleasure."
"Really, how fascinating," replies bunny, one eyebrow raised.
Oblivious to bunny's lack of enthusiasm, giraffe continues, "And when I'm thirsty, and I drink water, for a full hour it goes down....and down....and down...It's heaven on earth!"
"Amazing," comments bunny,"but just one question. Have you ever thrown up?"
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A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in.

After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather, "are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal".

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes, so he ask again, "Are you sure these plates are clean"?

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't ask me about it anymore!"

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby town. As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass so he said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV his grandfather shouted, "Cold Water, Go lay down!"
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Signs You Are Getting Old:

You find yourself listening to talk radio.

You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

The pattern on your shorts and couch match.

You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.

You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.

You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.

You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.

You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.

When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.

When jogging is something you do to your memory.

Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

All the cars behind you flash their headlights.

You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.

You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.

You actually ASK for your father's advice.

You don't know how to operate a fax machine.

When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.
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Good morning everyboomie. yay


We are past mid-week and looking at the down hill slide. monky


Not much going on here, just thinking about walking the dogs, and exercising. yes


Tomorrow morning I'll decide whether to actually do any of that. snicker


Walking the dogs is pretty much a sure bet since I didn't do that today. razz


Today I went to the sod farm and dug around for hours, but I only found one broken point. taz


Better luck next time eh? thumbsup


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe
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#1127974 - 10/11/17 11:03 PM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 74058
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Long story but I locked myself out of Gameboomers on my computer so I am only able to access via my phone. I’ll make it short and sweet and wish you all a good day!
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#1127986 - 10/12/17 04:32 AM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22224
Loc: Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, Ana and all. Joe better luck next time! Oh Ana that's awful! Hope you are able to "unlock" your computer! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a great day! fall
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#1127988 - 10/12/17 06:12 AM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7208
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a great day Joe, Ana, Gerry and all who follow. fall

Ana, hope you are able to unlock your computer and get back into Gameboomers again!
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Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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#1127992 - 10/12/17 07:03 AM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18072
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers fall

Joe, have a great day.

Ana, ahh, sending good vibes that you get GB unlocked. yes

Gerry, enjoy whatever the day brings.

Venus, good day wishes to you.

Connie, have a great day when you get here.

Wishing everyone here and on their way a wonderful Thump Day! kitty
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#1127997 - 10/12/17 07:50 AM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 9917
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Hump Day. Ana, I hope you can fix your computer problem easily. Ada and I will go to the Eagles tonight and do some more decorating for our Halloween Party. bat witch ghost Everything seems to be coming together nicely. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. fall
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#1128022 - 10/12/17 11:48 AM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9337
Loc: San Diego, CA
Ana! That's terrible. Geez!

Reminds me of the time I bought my first Mac and promptly wiped out all the programming on the hard drive in the first few minutes. It didn't have a warning not to push 'enter' as I played with the keys. Called the company and they asked if I had a 'disc'. I had no idea what a computer did let alone what a disc was. So in the box, yep a 'disc' thingy and I put it in and it restored everything. Talk about me being naive.

Hope you get your access back soon. Can't do everything on a phone (or can you?) headscratch
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#1128024 - 10/12/17 12:02 PM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47181
Loc: Alabama
Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

Keoki and I had a nice ramble at the park. It was just a tiny bit cool...meaning not 80 degrees. Still, I had worked up quite a "glow" before we got home, but it was a bit nicer. Should be near 90 by the afternoon.

Saw this fella with an older small dog "walking" his dog by carrying him around. So cute!

Joe, love the quote.

Ana, EEK! Hope it is fixed soon.

Gerry wave

Venus, how is living a one-job life?

Gail, what's up for you today?

Happy decorating, Connie.

Sorta rotfl
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#1128049 - 10/12/17 07:13 PM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 26593
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good evening Boomers laugh

Just home from work and getting ready for a night out with WOM with friends

I wiped out my brand new work computer back in 1990...two times in a row while working with the Delete *.* command rotfl

The first time the computer office reloaded my computer

The second time they gave me the "stack" of disks and said I needed to learn how lol

wave2
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#1128068 - 10/12/17 10:27 PM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47181
Loc: Alabama
Night guys, sweet dreams! sleep
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-Roger Caras

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#1128070 - 10/12/17 11:41 PM Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 74058
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Nighty night...
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