-1.Why is the map of Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has G----- on the bottom.
-2.What would you get if you crossed a mathematician and a dentist?
A s----- r--- c----.
-3.What do you get if you feed a lemon to a cat?
A s------s.
-4.What happened to the boy who drank 8 bottles of Coke?
He burped - --.
5.What did the janitor do when he became boss?
He made s------- c-----s.
-6.Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to w--- o-------.
7.What is the happiest state in the U.S.?
M---- L---.
-8.What instrument does a lighthouse keeper play?
The f-- h---.
-9.What would you get if you crossed a comedian with a termite?
A j---- who b----s down the h----.
-10.Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?
He was t---- of working for P------.