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Riddles. Oct. 20 #1128838
10/20/17 02:32 AM
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-1. What did Tennessee?
Exactly what --k-----.

-2.If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
They have f-----.

-3.How does a leopard examine his bank records?
He does a s--- c----.

-4.Why shouldn't you hit a famous composer?
He might hit you ----.

-5.Did you hear that the moon is going broke?
It's d--- to it's last -------.

-6.What wears shoes, but has no feet?
The s-------.

-7.Why was the barber arrested?
He had a b---- with the l--.

-8.What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
An ----- failure.

-9.Why didn't the crooked tailor go to jail?
He m----- his w---.

-10.Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone g-- his g---.

lol

Last edited by curly; 10/21/17 02:13 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128849
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8. an udder failure grin

Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128850
10/20/17 03:40 AM
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Thanks Marian.


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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128851
10/20/17 04:13 AM
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3. Spot check - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

Bernie monky

Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128852
10/20/17 04:39 AM
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Hillegom, ZH, NL
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2. Fleece

Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128854
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7. a brush with the law wavegirl

Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128856
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4. back lol

Morning curly, smile


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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128858
10/20/17 07:00 AM
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Gail, not my spelling!

Others are right.


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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128861
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5. down to its last quarter wave

Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128863
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128867
10/20/17 08:40 AM
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Last edited by Flo NS; 10/20/17 08:41 AM.
Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128868
10/20/17 08:50 AM
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Thanks.


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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128874
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9. He mended his ways


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128878
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10. Got his goat wavegirl


"It's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128883
10/20/17 11:47 AM
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Good ones.


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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128894
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Last edited by Lex; 10/20/17 01:23 PM.

Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128906
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Essaie encore svp.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128930
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6. shoe rack ?


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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128949
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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20 [Re: curly] #1128956
10/21/17 02:12 AM
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Thanks michele.


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