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#1130184 - 10/30/17 08:12 PM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
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And graves have yawn'd, and yielded up their dead...
And ghosts did shriek and squeal about the streets.

~William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar [II, 2, Calpurnia]
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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."

The grandmother was curious.

"What trick is that my dear?" she asked.

The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."

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This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

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Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had

her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in

front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and

pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

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A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to

the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"

The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the

light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."

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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.

The teacher held up a picture of a cat.

"What animal is this?" she asked.

"A cat!" said Eddie.

"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"

"A dog!" said Eddie.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,

"It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A horny toad," called out Eddie.

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One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is only trying to see your panties?''

The little girl said, ''But Mommy I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

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A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says

to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster.

The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's [blip], son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Well son, I guess I've kinda got your mother spoiled."

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Good morning everyboomie. yay


Happy Halloween! taz


I've had a great day here, enjoying a very nice weather day. Took the dogs parking, and then just enjoyed the rest of the day. yes


It happens to be football night in America so I'm getting ready to watch Denver and KC go at it. hamster


It's 59 degrees now, but Tuesday's high is only going to be 55 degrees. yes


I probably should have tried to enjoy today's weather a little bit more, eh? lol


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe
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#1130185 - 10/30/17 08:38 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Registered: 01/04/04
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YOu enjoy your football, while I enjoy my Voice. lol

It was a windy and cold Monday, My arbor blew away first time in 3 years its been up. Thankfully it didn't break. I have a new pup to walk daily that is completely blind. What a spunky and sweet boy he is! Amazing how resilient animals are.

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave
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#1130193 - 10/30/17 09:36 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9337
Loc: San Diego, CA
Happy to report that my stupid tooth no longer has the sharp pain. Same lingering ache in the jaw and neck and a new one in my ear but that's from all the stuff the endodontist did pushing and pulling and having my mouth open so long. He said it might take 2 weeks for that to clear. I'm happy though, no sharp pain and things are looking up. joy
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#1130199 - 10/30/17 10:06 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
MsMercury Offline
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Registered: 02/08/06
Posts: 12034
Loc: Scotland
Hi Boomers!

Enjoy your football Joe!

Ana, I know you're just loving your new job! puppy

Oh Sorta, glad you don't have the sharp pain now and hope the rest clears up quickly. I hate dentists with a passion!

Weather's been lovely here the past two days, lots of warm sunshine during the day but cold and frosty at night. I can cope with that.

Hoping we can go to the coast this coming weekend. Hubby hasn't been too well recently but he's on the up now.

Well it's 2am here so it's off to bed for me!

Take care guys!

Mary hearts wavegirl
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#1130203 - 10/30/17 10:17 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Gail and Gerry, glad you are both safe in the storms! I haven't heard anything about it, I have to check it out on the news.

Mary, hope both you and hubby will be well enough to travel this weekend! hearts

Sorta, woohoo! Tooth pain is horrible, so glad yours is better now!
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#1130213 - 10/31/17 04:32 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22232
Loc: Marlborough USA
fall bat Good Morning Joe, Ana, Sorta, Mary and all. Joe are high today is in the 50s too. Ana sounds like you are enjoying your job! There are still lots of people without power. Lots of huge trees were uprooted and fell on power lines and homes. Sorta I went thru a similar problem last year with a tooth. Glad to hear you are feeling better. Mary nice to see you in the diner. Hope you and hubby get to go to the coast! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a sunny day and a Happy Halloween! bat fall
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#1130217 - 10/31/17 05:01 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Taintedfury Offline
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Registered: 12/31/13
Posts: 274
Loc: MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA
wave2 Good morning Joe, Ana, Sorta, MsMercury and Kaki's Sister - enjoy your cuppa's and tea's plus scones and biscuits plus remember too keep warm.. devilchili



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#1130220 - 10/31/17 07:02 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18075
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers fall
Joe, enjoy the day!

Ana, glad you're enjoying your job.

Sorta, glad your tooth is better.

Gerry, coffee needed this morning. Thanks.

Mary, sweet dreams.

Taintedfury, have a nice day!

Connie, see you when you get here.

Weather good today. Lot of clean-up around and still some with no power. Wishing everyone a super good day! monky
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#1130221 - 10/31/17 07:31 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 9919
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Lunch and Netflix with Ellen. Happy Halloween, witch going to a Halloween Karaoke party at 8-8 Panda tonight. bat Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. ghost
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#1130244 - 10/31/17 10:56 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47185
Loc: Alabama
Happy Halloween Ya'll puppy ghost

Hubby and son are going to see the new Blade Runner movie this afternoon, so I'll have door duty. If it's like the last many years, it will be super dooper quiet. I think we had 2 kids last year.

It looks to be another beautiful day out there, so I'll get Keoki out for a wander, then take the other dogs for a walk. Not sure what else the day will bring.

Have a great one, whatever it brings your way
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#1130273 - 10/31/17 01:53 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9337
Loc: San Diego, CA
Went shopping at Wally Mart. Expected the Halloween stuff might be on sale. NOPE. Amazing that they didn't even discount it a tiny bit on the big day. AND very few people dressed up for Halloween. Usually there are lots of fun people to see. I only saw 3 people wearing 'meager' costumes. Cat ears, a frilly tutu over regular clothes and a devil horn thingy. Nothing else. Geez. This used to be a BIG day for fun costumes. Disappointed so far.

Tooth improving. No pain in tooth and improving in the jaw. Lovely. Still have to make the last 'my dentist' appointment in a week or so to get the permanent filling after the root canal. Can hardly wait to see what it will cost.....not!
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#1130294 - 10/31/17 06:13 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sorta, are you dressing up? So glad your tooth pain is getting better. It is horribly expensive, isn't it.

Our trick-or-treat hours are 5-8, but I'll be surprised if I get more that 2 or 3. We shall see.
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#1130296 - 10/31/17 06:38 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Yeah L4L, I'm dressed up as a retired school teacher who is sitting on the couch watching Horror Shows on TV. Very clever costume. No one will recognize me! rotfl
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#1130311 - 10/31/17 08:27 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sorta, rotfl

We've had 3 whole trick-or-treaters.

Hubby home so I'm leaving door duty to him. Off to bed. Sweet dreams all sleep
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#1130312 - 10/31/17 08:48 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Happy Halloween :boo:

Good evening everyone laugh

Just home from movie --> Blade Runner 2046 Oh my goodness what a great movie to catch in the theater ... but also going to have to get a Blu Ray happydance

Just fed the dogs

No need to feed me as filled up on popcorn at the movie

Time to watch the baseball game ... see if the Astro's can win it tonight think

Watch out for little witches, ghosts and goblins bat

witch
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