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#1130903 - 11/06/17 07:59 PM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32413
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words.

Woody Allen

Top Signs You Have A Drinking Problem

1 You lose arguments with inanimate

2 You have to hold onto the lawn to keep
from falling off the earth

3 Job interfering with your drinking.

4 Your doctor finds traces of blood in
your alcohol stream.

5 Career won't progress beyond Senator
from Massachusettes.

6 The back of your head keeps getting hit
by the toilet seat.

7 Sincerely believe alcohol to be the
elusive 5th food group.

8 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case -
coincidence?? - I think not!

9 Two hands and just one mouth... - now
THAT'S a drinking problem!

10 "Norm!" is what they say when you
enter the bar.

11 When you can focus better with one eye

12 The parking lot seems to have moved
while you were in the bar

13 Every woman you see has an exact twin.

14 You wake up to find Windows 95
installed on your machine.

15 If you keep asking your wife "where
are the kids?", but you don't really have
a wife and you're talking to the

16 You fall off the floor.

17 You discover in the morning liquid
cleaning supplies have disappeared.

18 Your twin sons are named Barley and

19 Had "Spuds McKenzie" tattoo removed,
replaced it with "Red Dog."

20 Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories
as a burger, screw dinner!

21 Beer: it's not just for breakfast

22 The glass keeps missing your mouth.

23 Bill Clinton starts to make sense.

24 When you go to donate blood and they
ask what proof?

25 Vampires get woozy after biting you.

26 The only drinking problem is not
having a drink right now.

27 At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name
is... uh..."

28 Your idea of cutting back is less


An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says, "I just had a silent f art .. what do you think I should do?"

He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"


A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, Quick pour me twelve drinks.

So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.

The guys says, Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got.

The bartender says, What've you got?

As he gulps the last drink, the guy says, 75 cents.


Tried in a hostile town, a guy didn't think he had a chance of getting off a murder charge, so shortly before the jury retired he bribed one of the jurors to find him guilty of the lesser crime of manslaughter.

The jury was out for over three days before eventually returning a verdict of manslaughter. The relieved defendant collared the bribed juror and said: "Thanks. How ever did you manage it?"

"It wasn't easy," admitted the juror. "All the others wanted to acquit you."


During Marine Basic Training Camp a Captain received information that the mother of one of the recruits had passed away. The Captain calls Sergeant Black into his office and tells him, "When you line up the troops this morning you need to inform Private Jones that his mother died."

"Yes Sir!" says Black. That morning as the men were lined up Black bellows out, "Hup, hey, ho, ho. Jones your mother died." Jones falls over with a heart attack.

A month later the Captain calls Black into his office and says, "Black, you need to tell Private Smith his mother died. But this time use some tact. I don't want to lose another good recruit.

"Yes Sir!" Black answers.

This time when the men are lined up Black yells out, "Okay. All you men with living mothers take one step forward - NOT SO FAST, SMITH!"


Good morning ever boomie. wave2

I was absolutely right. Monday was a great Monday's go. wink

It was a cool day, especially in the morning. We only got up to 64 degrees. yes

I took the dogs to the park early, and then went to Walmart for goods. razz

Yes the Cowboys won yesterday so I'm still basking in the afterglow of that. hamster

They won again last night, and they won again this instant replay. lol

Speaking of instant replays, hoping your Tuesday is as good as my Monday was. thumbsup

Have a happy day everyone. rah


Edited by gymcandy1 (11/06/17 08:00 PM)
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#1130920 - 11/06/17 10:39 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 76349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
It was 29 this morning..anyone want to trade?

Joe, lucky dogs to get to run every day! I'm glad you are still excited about your Cowboy win! I hope you can repeat that again soon!

L4L, how are the pups?

venus, hope all is well!

Have a happy day all! Busy one for me.

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#1130931 - 11/07/17 04:40 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 23258
Loc: Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, Ana, and everyone. Our temperature is 42 degrees this morning but we are going to get as cold as you Ana by the end of the week! Coffee , tea and hot chocolate are ready.
Wishing you all a Happy Day! fall

#1130938 - 11/07/17 07:07 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers fall

Joe, have a super day today!

Ana, Good day wishes to you.

Gerry, coffee please and thank you.

Chilly here today too. Not sure what's on the agenda for the day. Wishing everyone a wonderful day! monky

#1130942 - 11/07/17 07:27 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10551
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Tuesday. Ana, I'll trade our 85. Lunch and Netflix with a friend, Karaoke, Dinner, and Dancing tonight at 8-8 Panda. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. fall

#1130954 - 11/07/17 09:18 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 76349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Connie, that is my favorite temp! Consider it done!!!!

Have a great day all!
Don't feed the Trolls

#1130968 - 11/07/17 10:39 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9667
Loc: San Diego, CA
Dentist called last night. They had another cancellation so I have to go in today instead of next Monday for the (I hope) final work on that offending tooth. Ugh. Hate getting up early, but getting it done is my priority. Will ruin my entire daily routine. At least the day is a nice cool morning followed by a warm afternoon and it's lovely.
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#1130973 - 11/07/17 10:53 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47813
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

We are sharing Connie's 80's though there is promise of 70's by week's end. I'm heading out to walk Keoki at the park. Son is off today so boys will be here for a while after school.

Ana, I would not mind 29 at night as long as it warmed up swiftly during the day. I would not like 29 all day though...cold is just as tough on my asthma as heat and humidity is.

Pups are a mixed bag. We do a lot of tap-dancing to get Keoki and Sagan to eat these days, but so far, they are. Keoki-man is getting obviously weaker but can still make a half-mile at the park. This stage of their life is hard on all of us. Thanks for asking. How are yours?

luck Sorta. Hopefully today will end it for you!

Joe, I was happy for you when I heard the Cowboys won.

Gerry, wave

Gail, hope whatever is on the agenda is fun.

Connie, your day sounds fun. Enjoy!
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#1131059 - 11/07/17 09:28 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 76349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
The days just keep on going lately! Hope you all had a great day!
Don't feed the Trolls

#1131061 - 11/07/17 09:31 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 28624
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
I agree Ana ... whew, I just done with the day and it's time for some gardening and then off to bed for me tired

Wishing you all a good night's rest sleep

See you tomorrow wave2
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music


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