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Sip & Surf Sunday #1131507
11/11/17 08:53 PM
11/11/17 08:53 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

~George Carlin~
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks
for a beer.

"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes."

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a
nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to
real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"Four cents," he replies.

"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this
place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

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A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"

The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know". The lady then asked again, "Are they both boys or girls or either of each?"

The man looking angrier and replied, "I don't know!" The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"

The man replied, "I am not their father, I am a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company!"

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Things actually said in court:

Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.

From a defendant representing himself...
Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?
Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse.
Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance.

Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the
defendant?
Defendant: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens.

Lawyer: How do you feel about defense attorneys?
Juror: I think they should all be drowned at birth.
Lawyer: Well, then, you are obviously biased for the prosecution.
Juror: That's not true. I think prosecutors should be drowned at
birth, too.

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

Lawyer: Tell us about the fight.
Witness: I didn't see no fight.
Lawyer: Well, tell us what you did see.
Witness: I went to a dance at the Turner house, and as the men
swung around and changed partners, they would slap each other, and
one fellow hit harder than the other one liked, and so the other one
hit back and somebody pulled a knife and someone else drew a six-shooter
and another guy came up with a rifle that had been hidden under a
bed, and the air was filled with yelling and smoke and bullets.

Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.
Judge: And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the
defendant's motion?
Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.

Judge: You are charged with habitual drunkeness. Have you
anything to say in your defense?
Defendant: Habitual thirstiness?

Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): Can I address the
court?
Judge: Of course.
Defendant: If I called you a son of a b---h, what would you do?
Judge: I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in
jail.
Defendant: What if I only thought you were a son of a b---h?
Judge: I can't do anything about that. There's no law against
thinking.
Defendant: In that case, I think you're a son of a b---h.

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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.

A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.

They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.

Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."

Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."

Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"

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An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.

One day while the older man was away from his desk the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts.

When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.

The old man responded "That's ok since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms.;"

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Good morning everyboomie. Here's an oldie but a goodie for you. wave2


I'm not really sure what day this is, but I'm sure of one thing, I don't care. razz


I got some new pills from my psychiatrist, and everything is A-ok hunky dory. hamster


I don't even care that the government has tapped my phone, and bugged my house. sherlock


The government has been bugging me for years anyway, along with most employers I've worked for.............and my sister. taz


My regular doctor gave me a pill to use to boost my stamina for exercise, but when I took it, it lasted for over 4 hours, and was rather embarrassing when I went out for groceries. blush


Also it almost gave me a stroke...........or two. slapforehead


I feel great now though, exhausted but great. woot


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by looney4labs; 11/12/17 12:34 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131521
11/12/17 12:36 AM
11/12/17 12:36 AM
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In the Naughty Corner
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lol Joe, Joe, Joe! You leave me laughing and shaking my head some days!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131523
11/12/17 02:03 AM
11/12/17 02:03 AM
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 12,378
Scotland
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Scotland
Hello Joe, Ana and all who stop by later! Wishing you all a lovely Sunday!

Yesterday was a day full of family, lovely but exhausting. I've been up since just after 4am so it will be a long day! The good news is we are off to the coast later on this morning joy Finally we are able to go. We don't have a great internet connection down there so will spend the time watching movies and just relaxing with Holly. We'll be home on Thursday.

Take care guys, see you when we're home!

Mary hearts wavegirl


"It's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131528
11/12/17 06:17 AM
11/12/17 06:17 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, Ana, Mary and everyone. Joe enjoy your day. Ana have a happy day too. Mary have fun at the seaside! Sounds like a lovely time ahead for you and the family!
Coffee, tea, and hot chocolate are ready.
Wishing everyone a wonderful Sunday! fall


Gerry
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131533
11/12/17 08:33 AM
11/12/17 08:33 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Sunday. Breakfast out and some shopping today. Dinner and Netflix with a friend tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Bacon, Ham, Sausage, BB Pancakes, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, and French Toast in the NC. fall


Connie
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131535
11/12/17 09:10 AM
11/12/17 09:10 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
GBC Offline
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Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers fall

Joe, rotfl

Ana, have a great day!

Gerry, coffee desperately needed.

Mary, enjoy your day.

Connie, enjoy your breakfast out and your shopping.

Church this morning then a nice quiet afternoon. Wishing everyone a super duper day! car


Gail
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131549
11/12/17 12:08 PM
11/12/17 12:08 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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San Diego, CA
Joe, if not for your morning giggles, I'd probably still be half asleep at noon. Thanks for the fun.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131552
11/12/17 12:41 PM
11/12/17 12:41 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer
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Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

Wandered down this morning to find dogs but no hubby. Cully didn't know where he was, but was sure hubby couldn't be outside "cos the door is locked." Mystery was compounded when I took Keoki outside and hubby's truck was gone. Turned out he'd gone to get new door knobs. Ours are getting cantankerous. I'm not picky, but do expect doors to open when I turn the knob.

I'm off to walk the Keoki in a second. It's nice out. Gotta take advantage while I can.

wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131587
11/12/17 08:49 PM
11/12/17 08:49 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
Howdy Hello everyone laugh

Sunday chores and projects are complete ... at least those that I'm going to get finished this weekend lol

Time to unwind now and relax before the work week starts again tomorrow eek

Hope there were some good games today Joe

Were you walking dogs today Ana?

Wishing you a great trip Ms Mary...have fun...see you Thursday

Let's see, I'll have tea, bacon, grits and eggs Connie and Gerry...enjoy Netflix tonight Connie

Hope you day was good Gail and SortaB

L4L hearts

See you all later

wave2


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131592
11/12/17 09:17 PM
11/12/17 09:17 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Time for bed. Sweet dreams sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1131600
11/12/17 10:12 PM
11/12/17 10:12 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Chilly, rainy, gloomy day here. Never ventured out much to the sadness of my pups.

Nighty night all...


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