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Silly riddles. Nov. 15 #1131924
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-1.How do roofers march in a parade?
In s------ f---.

-2.Why does the shoe work seven days a week?
It's the s--- s------ of the family.

-3.What kind of key opens a casket?
A s------- key.

-4.Why did the deer's mother wake her daughter in the morning?
Because she wanted her d-- to r---.

-5.What did the horse say when it finished eating a bale of hay?
"That's the last s----."

6.What do you get if you cross and owl with an oyster?
An animal that drops p----s of w-----.

-7.Did the insects have a fight?
Yes, it was a f--- f-- a--.

-8.What tree is hairy?
A --- tree.

-9.What part of a car is the laziest?
The w----s, they are always t----.

-10.How do you warm up a cold room after it's been painted?
Give it a s----- c---.

happydance

Last edited by curly; 11/15/17 11:58 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131925
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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131927
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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131931
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Morning, good answers.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131932
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131934
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Oui.


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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131935
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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131937
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Morning curly, taz


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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131945
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Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131949
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Morning, merci.


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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131951
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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131960
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Thanks mxm.


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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131961
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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131963
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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131964
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Thanks.


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Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131966
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There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant
Re: Silly riddles. Nov. 15 [Re: curly] #1131977
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