-1.How do roofers march in a parade?
In s------ f---.
-2.Why does the shoe work seven days a week?
It's the s--- s------ of the family.
-3.What kind of key opens a casket?
A s------- key.
-4.Why did the deer's mother wake her daughter in the morning?
Because she wanted her d-- to r---.
-5.What did the horse say when it finished eating a bale of hay?
"That's the last s----."
6.What do you get if you cross and owl with an oyster?
An animal that drops p----s of w-----.
-7.Did the insects have a fight?
Yes, it was a f--- f-- a--.
-8.What tree is hairy?
A --- tree.
-9.What part of a car is the laziest?
The w----s, they are always t----.
-10.How do you warm up a cold room after it's been painted?
Give it a s----- c---.